jeudi, août 28, 2008

R.I.P. Liverpool

Est-elle la fin pour les Reds (de la Mersey - pas les vrais Reds, de Manchester)?

Presc 200 minutes pour scorer contre l'equipe tres modeste de Standard Liege/Luik.

Meme les SK Brann managed un goal contre la mighty Marseille.

Tout est perdu - sauf l'honneur.

samedi, août 23, 2008

John Terry - un vrai heros britannic

C'est bien que John Terry est capitaine du team. Quand cet honneur était announced, il a tout de suite fait part de sa pride a cette honneur et combien c' est important pour lui d'etre le leader du team.

Puis il a joué contre la Republic Cheque comme un imbécile absolu. Le team etait lucky de scramble un goal au last moment.

C'est comme cela au Royame Uni/UK. Ce qui est important est ce que vous dites. C'est beaucoup plus important de talk patriotic drivel than de gágner des matches et aller aux international Meisterschafts.

jeudi, août 21, 2008

Pocketsurfer (V.1)

There doesn't seem to be any independent review of the Pocketsurfer on any blog. I've had one (actually two - see below) for 6 months.


The idea of it is that it's linked to the internet but you can't make phone calls.

Some problems:

It takes a minute to log in. Also it switches off after 5 minutes. So if you get up to make a cup of coffee, you find it's switched off and you have to log in again. (Altho' you only have to press 2 keys to do so.)


This is probably because the battery is not very good. Supposedly it lasts 4 hours fully charged but 2 hours seems more like it and it's not clear when it is fully charged. But it's no big deal to run it from the mains.


It's quite cheap to run. You get 20 hours a month free, clearly inadequate, but it's only £6 a month, which compares very favourably with my mobile phone (the dreaded Orange network), which is £5 a week. And at times the mobile is unbelievably slow.


It doesn't do sound or videos. Maps are OK at first but the more you shift the scale or direction, the more confused the maps get.


When you're on the home page, it gives you 3 "news" stories. These appear to be chosen by a Canadian-Scots bureaucrat. (HQ is in Montreal). The "news" is never about Georgia or plane crashes, it's government waffle, frequently from the pages of the Scotsman about the government of bonnie Scotland. However, type anything in and it takes you to Google's home page. One problem is, if you use Google News and want to switch to another nation, say Australia or the new India:Tamil service, it's a matter of luck to do this. Quicker to go to Google.au.

Often the page you want is difficult to read. I abandon the attempt about a 1/4 of the time. Also, if you switch from one page to the next, the screen slowly changes from the 1st page to the next. This is a bit confusing. However the display of about ten lines at a time is OK and a lot easier than a mobile. As is writing E-mails or blogs - a bit slow, but still easier. Colour is variable - simple colours are quite bright, but complicated ones tend to be dinjy.

This is the second Pocketsurfer I've had. The 1st had to be taken back to the shop (Maplin) and they send it off to be repaired/exchanged. This took about 1/2 hour because the (non) assistant appeared to have been in Britain for about 2 weeks, barely speaking English and clearly unfamiliar with our alphabet. But I got a new one after about 2 1/2 weeks.

I'm not too good with modern technology - anything after 1990 basically - but there doesn't seem to be any way of saving pages or bookmarks. However you can get onto the wondrous Net 19 times out of 20, as against less than 1/2 the time with the ghastly Orange World.

When I bought it it was £180. It's now down to £150. To me it's worth about £60-80. (kr 600-800). But I do use it every day. Perhaps I'll get the larger Acer sometime, which is a small computer with internet, currently £200.

mercredi, août 20, 2008

Une curiosite de Wikipedia

Dans l'article sur l'ile de Samos en grec, on peut lire qu'en 440 BC (before chips) Pericle & Sophocle ont attacked ce petit ile pres de Turkiye et ont massacred tous les hommes.

Mais dans les autres langues, ils ont attacked sans mention de massacre.

Est-ce que mes 2 (ou 3?) lecteurs cognosc des erreurs similaires de Wikipedia? (Surtout en Vol-a-puk?)

23/8 L'article en grec sur Pericle contient le meme erreur (a la fin da 3e paragraphe). Mais c'est certainement completely wrong. Pericle a introduit la democratie sur the island, alors how to do cela si tous les hommes sont beaten to deth?

lundi, août 11, 2008

Les Georgiens sont fous

Pourqoi les Georgiens ont décidé d'attaquer l'Ossetie du Sud. Pourquoi s'imaginent-ils que les Russes wood do nada? Oui, l'ours russe est tres violent. (D'ailleurs, le nom du President Medvedev veut dire "ours" (Bjoern)). Alors, pourquoi le provoquer! L'Armée de l'Air a 8 avions & 3 hélicos. Les Russes ont 2800. Dont 260 Hind hélicos d'attac.

Heureusement que nobody a remarquei que le drapeau anglais est le drapeau de St.-Georges.
A cross gules on a field argent. Le drapeau de Georgie/Sacartveli est la meme chose, mais avec 4 petty crosses gules in the quarters.

Je vois pour la 1e fois la difference entre BBC24 & Sky News, du disgusting Rupert Murdoch. Sky vous montre des cartes facile a comprendre avec des reporters en Georgie. La beeb vous montre des interviews avec des Georgiens comme le président totally deranged et le vice-ambassadeur a Londres qui nous donnent des harangues sur l'énorme evil des Russes et comme il faut give full support a la petite Georgie so heroic. F$$$ off.

jeudi, août 07, 2008

Football : Mort aux bigots

Saluez les heros de Kaunas (Latvie ou Litvanie) qui ont battu les bigots protestants de Glasgow Rangers.

Autre nouvelle de Latvie : Ventspils (D Wind spielt?) ont battu la SK Brann, avec leur massive support interlinguiste. C'est pas une surprise - Ventspils sont presc aussi fort comme Everton. Apres tout, ils ont un stade avec 3,200 places! Ce sont des GEANTS!

vendredi, août 01, 2008

Pourqoi pas une femme?

Au Royaume Uni (UK) tout le monde (?) a la fievre pour remplacer le PM. Nous voulons un PM qui peut agiter un magic wand et reduire le prix de l'essence, gaz, food etc.

Mais tout le monde pense a des hommes. Sur tout les mecs that nous savons tres peu about. David "the boy David" Miliband. Alan "the Postman" Johnson. Qui n'ont jamais fait f###-all.

Pourqoi pas une femme? Parce que le Parti Labeur est le parti feministe. Le parti des femmes qui hate men like poison. Alors pouqoi pas Harriet "Harperson" Harman, qui est dans le cabinet since beaucoup plus long temps que les blokes que l'on talks about.

PS Quel luck! J'ai managed a enregistrer "la 7e selle" de la tele! "Vem e' du? - Ja e' Doeden." Classic!! Meme plus funnier que MPython & le Sanct Graal"!

Pourqoi pas une femme?

vendredi, juillet 25, 2008

Glasgow East result in percentages

SNP 43%
Labour 42%
Tory 6%
---------
Extreme left 4% (3 ladies SSP + Solidarity + Green)
Lib Dem 3%
Unknown independents (2) 1%

Those with less than 5% lose their deposit (£500 : E600)
Lab. majority now 63 (i.e. 32 defections could bring it down).
Seat was Labour's 3rd safest seat in Scotland and 25th overall.
Announcing a supposed welfare "crackdown" on Monday was probably a bad idea.

samedi, juillet 12, 2008

Pensee du jour / Dagens tanke

O laches, soyez fous (Rimbaud)


o kujoner, blive gal


fait curieux :

Braunau am Inn, (OwaOestarreich), ville natale d'Adolf Hitlaa, vote pour la

left. Les socialistes ont 57pc des seats au conseil. Mais, bon, AH etait socialiste national.

Peut-etre a-t-il eu l'idees des Chemises Brunes (Braune Hemden) du nom de sa ville.

I.D. Cards - a request for info from my readers (both of them)

Do you have ID cards in your wondrous country? Do you have to carry them altid (like in NL)?
Do politiet stop mainly ung immigrantor?

Avez-vous des cartes d'identity dans votre pays? Sont-ils obligatoires? La police controle-t-elle principalement les jeunes issus de l'immigration?

(In Pommieland the Govt wants to bring in voluntary ID cards. This has naturally led to the usual British hysteria. Stiff upper lip? What's that?)

Merci pour votre cooperation. Vive Alphabeat. Vive Aha.

vendredi, juillet 11, 2008

Langue slavonic discovered pres du Pole Nord. (Par Novparl)

Selon Limburgser Wikipedia:

Kasjoebisch is 'n Wes-Slavische taol, die in Noord-Pole .... gesproke weurt.

Peut-etre vivent-ils sur les house-boats. Heureusement il y a de moins en moins de glace (ees) pour bother them.

mardi, juillet 08, 2008

Les Updates

Coldplay controlent le monde. Leur album sera dans les chartes suedoise pour 2 ans, because les Svensky aiment chaque chose avec "Death" dans le titre.

Volapuke est de nouvo en marche avec >117 000 yegeds.

Alphabeat's Fascination est #2 en Belgique/Belgie. Il a bombed en Se-No-SF. Pourquoi les scandinaves haissent les disques des autres pays nordics? - Wikipedia est confus si le disc etait released en 07 ou 08. (08, en effet).

Sigur Ros est #15 aux Billboard US albums!!! Med sudh i eyrum vidh spilum endlaust. Nous jouons sans fin avec le sud aux ears. (Pas "buzz" - c'est une erreur.) Tristement, Bjork ne guests pas sur l'album. Elle used to be married to Morten, y'know. Or his brother. Or both. En tout cas, il y a un Sveindsson sur le disc. C'est peut-etre the lad 'imself.

Sys Bjerre (Dan's Mark) est la seule artiste au monde a avoir un number 1 record sans etre dans la Wikipedie. Incredibile. Svp, M. Sveindsson ou M. 'Maier, demarrez une Wikip en Dano-Norsk et ecrire une article sur Sys (= Susje?). Avec capital Letters pour tous les Nouns.

mercredi, juin 25, 2008

La Suisse vote pour la Brit-pop. Die Shweiz hoert british. La Svizzera prefere la Britpop.

1/5 du top 100 Suisse est britiche! (Pour les svensk : 20 disques de 100)
Dont 4 de A.J. Whinehouse.

C'est presq le meme en Belgico - 9 de 50! In Belgie is 't byna de zelve!

"O julissi na jalini" vient de quitter le Hot 50 ap 13 semaines.
't heeft de Hot 50 verlate naar 13 weeke.

dimanche, juin 15, 2008

Brit-group No2 in US Hot 100! Coldplay!

Incroyable! Pour probablement la 1e fois this century, un groupe british sont No.2 in Gringolande! C'est-a-dire Jeu-froid avec Viva la Vida, de leur album of the same name. Leoni Lewis est encore #3 et Natacha Bedingfield est also there dans le Top 10.

C'est meme mieux au Canada, ou l'autre tune de leur nouvel EMI-album, Violet Hill, est aussi dans le top 10.

La last annee ou les Brit-groupes ont had a succes en Gringolande fut 1994, avec les heavy-metallers Def Leppard de Sheffield et les UB40 de Coventry, avec un morceau d'Elvis (Je can't help tomber en amour avec vous).

N.B. "Violet Hill" n'est pas tres populaire au Royaume Uni. Et il a bombed dans plusieurs Euro- marcheis, surtout les scandinaves.

Chris Martin: We're not that good. (Oui, vous dites vrai, mate.)

Mardi 17/6. It gets better!

5 du top 10 mondial sont britiche!! 2 Leona L. 4 Duffy 6. Estelle (the Ugly) 9-10 Coldplay!!!

Merc. 18/6.

Y en Espanya no hay que un solo britannico - el numero 1! The Cure, que viene de no lejos de mi casa, es decir Crawley, un pueblo sin interes.

Le last Brit a etre #1 aux Estats Units etaient l'ex-capitaine James Blunt, le seul ex-officier de l'Armee de sa Majeste a top les chartes Gringo. (David Niven etaient ex-officier d'un regiment de l'Ecosse.)

mercredi, juin 04, 2008

L'Islande sous le cosh

L'Islande est en train d'etre hard-hit par la recession. L'ancienne republic, dont la Queen est Bjoerk, qui s'est transforme en The Icelandic Hedge Fund, avait known une expansion enorme, thanks to la sur-valuation enorme de sa Bourse, l'OMX 15.

Maintenant les irlando-Vikings pensent qu'on peut eviter le damage en talking up leur economie, c'est-a-dire si on ignorent que le Bank Rate est de 15% et que la krona islandaise perd de la valeur, Everything's gonna be all rite.

Aux 1600s, tout allait si mal que les Islandais ont discute d'abandonner leur island. Peut-etre ils vont talk about that de nouveau.

Incroyable! 3 hits britannics au Top 10 US!

Il s'agit de

2 - Leonie Lewis
9 - Natasha Bedingfield (qui n'est pas h-enorme au Royaume Uni)
10 - Coldplay

En addition le "Mercy" de Duffy a peaked a #27 mais son album Rockferry est dans le top 10 avec, bien sur, le long-playing de Leoni. Beat that, Bjoerk.

Laissez rouler les bons temps.

vendredi, mai 16, 2008

Incroyable! 3 hits brittanics au Hot 100.

Dans le Billboard Hot 100 (los gringos prononcent Hut 100 - apparemment une vielle prononciation anglaise) -

Non seulement Leoni Lewis est #2, elle est just replaced par la barbadienne Rihanna (Barbados est at least dans le Commonwealth)

mais l'anglo-NZer Natasha Bedingfield (Bed in field?) vient de faire peak a #8

et Coldplay (jeu-froid) entre a #15 et #40 (je ne know pas encore si c'est le meme disque en double-sided hit.) Ils sont des snobs ennuyeux, mais who cares?

Est-ce que les bons vieux jours de Queen, Phil Collins et la wave post Beatles/Stones va revenir? Non.

Des mots en lojban. de "jbovlaste"

cab : meme, same [shab]
dei : jour (anglais)
pacna [pashna] espoir, hope, esperanto; reve, droom
da - particle

i mi cabdei pacna da : I have a dream today [vr Wikipedia en allemand pr le discours de M>L>King en lojban et Deutsh]

krici : croire, bleve. Lat. credere

nanmerko : le sud, South [nan:sud en chinois, merko comme mark en Dan-mark?]

panzi : enfants, offspring [rien a voir avec Pansy, fleur anglaise, du francais pensee?]

lo : enfant - loi : enfants. loi xekri/blabi - enfants noirs/blancs

vlaste : dictionnaire, word-hoard

samedi, mai 10, 2008

I am woman (en franglais)

A Wikipedia je read about Helen Reddy, la 1e australienne a etre #1 in the US. Avec son antheme empowering de '72, Je suis femme.

En 2006, Burger King uses l'antheme feministe pour vendre massive burgers pour vous donner un arret massif cardiac. They rename it "Manthem" (semble un peu gay?) et les contraste avec le chick feed (reminiscent de chickenfeed). Sic transit gloria mundi.

Note: le seul top tenner de Helene au Royaume Uni etait Angie Baby (#5).

How unlike la tres grande feministe Valerie Solanas avec sa SCUM - societe pour couper les hommes en morceaux.

Morten, ol' boy - qui est la chef de SCUM en Norvege?

P.S. "Valerie", le grand succes de Mark Ronson, est dedicated a Valerie Solanas. "Why doncha come on over, Valereeee" i.e. and shoot un homme.

Ne pas confondre avec FCUM (FC Utd de Manchester), promu a la NPL (=D7N)

(Valerie J. Solanas, 1936-88. Ta kirjutas SCUM Manifesto, mis ruendas patriarhaalset kultuuri. 1966 kirjutas naeidendi "Up Your Ass".)

jeudi, mai 08, 2008

American Atheists & secrecy

Dark goings-on chez American Atheists. Their chief, Ellen Johnson, has stepped down. First it was given out that she was leaving off her own bat for "personal reasons". Then that she had left "involuntarily". I.e. had been sacked! So the 1st statement was a lie. From the holier-than-thou atheists who always respect the truth. To date, no explanation has been announced. Secretive, no?

More interesting is the story of her predecessor, Madalyn (sic) O'Hair (sic). She disowned one of her sons in 1980 after he converted to the hated Christianity (1).

Then, 1995, she disappeared with her husband and another son.

In 2001, the former office manager of Mercan Atheists was found guilty of kidnapping them, forcing them to withdraw their money, then killing them. He also murdered an accomplice. Later in 1995 most of the money was stolen by another gang, who had a key to the safe deposit.

(1) He was an alcoholic druggie, but this is quite normal in Christian America.

jeudi, avril 24, 2008

Volapuyk nun 116,300 yegeds!

Esperanto - 97 700 yegeds! (Doch sind die Sprant-yegeds meestens lenger).

Und dies alles ohne ein ordentliches Werterbuch.

It's a mad, mad, mad world.

lundi, avril 14, 2008

14.04.08

1917 Morto de dr Esperanto.

1931 Espanya: Proklamado de la Dua Hispaniko Respubliko. Collapso 1939.
A pesar de la ayuda de don George Orwell y el POUM (Partido Obrero de Unificacion Marxista).

Hier/i gaar. La maman de Harry Potter se manifeste contre les massacres au Soudan. Pas necessaire. George Clooney avait condamne les Ganjaweed dans les termes les plus strictes. Donc, les Ganjaweed etaient tout de suite devenus des pacifistes.

L'ordre regne au Soudan.

jeudi, avril 03, 2008

Volapuek et explosio Cambriano

Wikipedia har en artikel paa Kambrianisk-tid av tre sider! (For 542 m. aar) Den var upphav til blomstring av djuren-liv.

Forfatteren er gal! Forbringe mange timer paa en artikel, som 10 menn i verlden kan lese!

(Jest paa Wikip. artikel paa Kambrianski-vremja av 3 stranits.

Galne Wikipedia muzh! Mange chasi paa artikel, shto 10 muzhi i maailmaa kan chitom!)

lundi, mars 31, 2008

Russenorsk calendar

April 1 (Ostermond) - Oni stettum Lucifer ut pa hemel. (Luzifer utm Himl gestoten.)

April 2, 1792 - $ obligatorisk

-1974 Pres. Pompidou.fr mjertvi.

- 2005 Johan Paulus, 264e Papst, doed.

April 3, 1882. En man ubitom Jesse James, fir $5000. (=$500 000 sevodnia?)

April 4, 1581. Francis Drake jest "sir" paa Golden Hinde paa Deptford, London.

April 5. Ching Ming. Paska paa Kina. Folk besukom grob.

- 1955. Sir W. Churchill finito paa Pervi-Minister

April 6, 2005. Doed paa Rainier 3 de Monaco. (Grace Kelly doed paa 1982)

April 7, 1947. Henry Ford doed. On var fondator paa Fordism.

April 8, 1973. Picasso muerto.

April 9, 1940. Hitlaa befriom Dk & Noreg av galne muzh Churchill.

April 10,1240. Llewellyn Fawr (Hlewehlen Vaur), Prinz paa Wales, doed.

jeudi, mars 27, 2008

Les villes les plus cheres

1 - Londres£££££££££££££££££££££.English
2 - Oslo................................. Scan.
3 - Dublin/Baile atha Cliath.......... English
4 - Copenhagen/Koenhaun>>>>>>>>>Scan
5 - New York/Nuevo York.............English/Espanyol
6 - Zurich::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::German
7 - Geneve/Genf......................... French .
8 - ToKyo//////////////////////only non Indo-Euro
9 - Paris---------------------------------- French
--- Helsingfors#####################Finnish
11 Luxembourg/Letzeburg+++++++++++French/German
12 Stockholm.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Scan
13 Vienna/Wien~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~German
22 Berlin@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@German

Iceland under the cosh

Chickens are coming home to roost for the bold Northmen. It never seemed likely that the boom could be sustained by overvaluing the Stock Exchange of a nation of 300 000.

Now the lending rate is 15%, which would cause hysteria in Britain, although with inflation at 7% this is not so bad as it seems.

According to the FT, the "value" of the banks alone is 10 times GDP. Savvy shareholders will be selling quick. Which will accelerate the panic.

Soon Iceland's main income will be from Bjoerk's record sales; particularly the track with the Greenland Ladies Choir.

FT: En nasjon som drivs some en hedge fund.

jeudi, mars 13, 2008

Norway saves Liverpool - L 3 IM 0.

Liverpool battle on. Thanks to the trolls.

The trolls were very concerned about Liverpool's problems. They went into solemn session in their mainland capital of Bjoerkvinmonopolet (which they mangles as Bergen.)

They came up with a solution. Have the referee be a Norwegian psychologist. They rang their contacts at UEFA and blackmailed them. Easy.

He then refereed the match and sent off an innocent man. Plus, as a psychologist, he played mind games with the innocent I-ties. Liverpool win 2-0 on the night and Rafa lives a little longer.

Probably he's a follower of Transactional Analysis and well familiar with Eric Berne's "Games People Play". (Spiele der Erwachsenen/ Les jeux et les hommes)

In another crime, the trolls had the Chief Constable of Manchester murdered. They lured him to Mt Snowdon/Yr Eryri and faked a "suicide". Then they fed the media with stories that he was a Casanova and this is the reason for the "suicide". (Why? Exhaustion?) That's what you get if you interfere with the troll controlled rackets.

-- What music do they like? Trock & troll.

dimanche, mars 02, 2008

Bono consilio. Ein gutes Rat.

Bonum est homini, mulierem non tangere. I Cor 7:1

Mulier : Frau, fru, meuf, femina, nainen etc.

Russenoshk : Horosh paa muzh, njet bereren madam.

lundi, février 18, 2008

Liverpool 1-2 Barnsley

How much longer can Rafa survive?

Meanwhile Man Utd beat Premier team after Premier team. And they have sir Alec Fergie. He's not English, but at least he's British. Och aye.

Late news: L 2-0 I.M. Rafa survives a little longer. Odd fact/fatto curioso : Inter have only won the EuroCup 2ce : 64 & 65. AC, however, have won 7 times.

samedi, février 09, 2008

Wikipedia : un entrata forsan unic

E tempore de scriber un poco in Interlingua.

E 2 linguas per un entrata su il concepto islandesa de "hreppur" (municipio).

Islandese et ....Nochhon. Et iste lingua e : il Chechen. Una combinatio unic?

jeudi, février 07, 2008

Canadian PM turns against Mr Bush

Even the Conservative Canadian P.M., Mr Steven Harper, has turned against George Bush, admired by hip-hop gangster 50 Cent as a really cool fellow gangster. Exasperated by Gangster One's bully-boy tactics. Such as ignoring the NAFTA agreement and attempting to prevent Canadian wood exports to the US and being obstructive on the Canadian border in the name of security and the War of Terror. Mr Harper, not known for his green credentials, is even taken aback by Gangster 1's rejection of any green initiatives. So Mr Harper is looking forward to the next President.

Meme le P.-M. canadien, M. Steven Harper, tourne contre Georges Bush, le modele a imiter du gangster hip-hop, 50 Cent. Exaspere par les attitudes tyranniques de Gangster 1. P.ex., d'ignorer le traite NAFTA et tenter d'interdire le bois franc canayen d'entrer aux Etats. Et d'etre obstructif sur la frontiere au nom de la "Securite" et la Guerre de terreur. M. Harper, peu connu pour ses bonnes intentions ecolo, critique Gangster 1 pour sa rejection de toute initiative verte.
Alors M. Harper va accueiller le prochain president avec soulagement.

The world's oldest woman? La mulher plus ancian?

According to the increasingly unreliable Guinness, the world's oldest oldie is 115 and American.
But according to the Spanish equivalent of the Guardian (posh left), El Pais, it's a 116 year old gypsy woman living in a shanty town in Sevilla (Andalucia).

Her ID card shows she was born in Granada (Andalucia) in 1892, but the date of the ID card is not given.

The area is full of rubbish & rats. The Council have offered her family a £400,000 house but they are suspicious because it has only a 6 month lease and they think once she dies, they will be evicted and unwelcome back in the shanty town.



El Pais, Saturday 2/2. (the double 2, for any Chinese readers)

mercredi, février 06, 2008

Bergen is really Bjoergvin

I discovered recently that the most serene Hanseatic city should really be called Bjoergvin. The trolls mangle Norsk and say it Bergen. Because they prefer Stadin Slangi of Helsingfors.

But many young Bergeners call it "Bjoerkvin", imagining it is named after the great Icelandic/Eskimo, one of the three looniest women inna world, with Yoko Ono & Susan Sarandon.

vendredi, janvier 18, 2008

Blue alert! Scousers in Bergen!! Achtung Achtung!!!

The people & trolls of Bergen (Noreg) should stay home on 13th February, when 1000 Everton thugs will be invading.

vendredi, janvier 11, 2008

Trolls sack Mr Allardyce

For a long time, Norse trolls have controlled Newcastle Utd. & it wasn't a big surprise when they decided to get rid of Sam Allardyce.

It appears thet they want to replace him with Harry Redknapp of Pompey. Well, if that's what they want, there's not much you can do about it.

Odd fact: in the "adult" comic Viz, the Magpies appear as Fulchester Utd. Best players, Billy the Fish in goal & an Amerindian princess.

More hypocrisy from The Independent

The left-liberal Indy has as its front page an attack on this ghastly Indian car, the Tata Nano.

Needless to say, it also features the following ads:-

Polo Match
Mitsubishi
Toyota Auris
Honda Civic
Kreisler

N'est-ce pas merveilleux?

mercredi, janvier 09, 2008

Is British cool making a comeback?

Looking at the German charts, 4 of the top 15 CDs are British.
Back to black (natch), Led Zep (groan), (Capt.)James Blunt*, and Katie Melua (British/Caucasian).
Too bad our modern groups are rubbish.

4 of the non-fiction(Sachbuecher) are British.
The Guinness; Eric Clapton; Tv-Chef Jamie Oliver (bet they can't understand his London accent); and Prof. Dawkins (der Gotteswahn).

1 of the fiction books is Brit - #1 - Guess who & the Dethly Hallos.

*The only British officer to have topped the American charts.

mardi, janvier 08, 2008

SCUM Manifesto

Foreningen for a skjaere opp menn. (Ffasom)

Foereningen foer att skaera upp maen.

Yhteisoe miesten nujertamiseksi. (YMN)

Ha-agudah l-kitsits ha-gever. (Hebraeish)

Alliance pour dechiqueter les hommes.

lundi, janvier 07, 2008

Politics. Lily-white Liberals.

The British Liberal Democrats (LDP, as only I call them) have 62 MPs. How many are non-white? Go on, guess.

0. None. Nada. &, yes, it is 2008. This is the high-and-mighty LDP that attacks the Tories for racism when they suggest that the New Labour regime has consistently lied to us about immigration.

Worth remembering when the LDP refers grandly to some mythical British tradition of tolerance, going back to Magna Carta (which they've obviously never read), and ignoring problems like slavery, the Empire, no votes for women till 1919, child slavery during the industrial revolution etc.

mercredi, janvier 02, 2008

Encore Amy Jade

Grace a ses exploits, Amy Jade a reussi a vendre le plus des albums au Royaume Uni en 07 avec son "Retour au noir" (plus de 1.500.000 vendus). Il a aussie ete tres populaire en Norge/Noreg, avec plus de 55 vendus.

Mais les trolls continuent a la poursuivre avec leur marie-jeanne.

samedi, décembre 15, 2007

Wikipedia in Interlingua - articulos plus longe

XML 3 pp (et altros similares)

Planeta (12 lines). Stella. Venus 7 ll. (non "Sol", solament 3 ll.)

le latino
Roma (8 ll, + 7 montes)
Italia (7 ll)
Francia 4 pp
Norvegia (3ll + nul points)
SUA/USA 2 pp

Biblia (24 ll)
J. Cristo 4 pp
Libro de Mormon - 3 Nephi (trata de la venita de JC in America!).

Primates 5pp Zoologia 2pp Esser human 1p

Philippinas 1 Algeria 1

Einstein 1 Bolivar 3 Faraday 1 Planck 1 Nobel 3

vendredi, novembre 30, 2007

BBC English

According to a newsreader on BBC-tv 24

"He was prosecuted for allowing his hands to chase a fox." (i.e. hounds)

The oh-so-mighty BBC also pronances (sic) "flotation" and "flirtation" the same. As in "a new flirtation on the stock exchange".

Further, "showery" is always pronanced "Sharry", as if some new girl's name.

"Round" & "Rand" are pronanced the same.

& our beloved comrade-leader is referred to as Mr Brann, as if he were a (troll-controlled) Norse football team.

P.S. Bush is Satan.

The new Messiah

Over 2000 supportere marsjerte fra en pub til Anfield, Liverpool, for a markere sin stoette.

De bar ikonbilder av manageren, don Rafael Benitez, som ga opptoget et naermest religioest uttrykk.

Coming soon: the feeding of the 50,000.

jeudi, novembre 08, 2007

Novparl is Tim Robson

In case anyone tries to trace me on the Internet, I am the Tim Robson who has hung round Sutton borough since time immemorial and er used to be in LYMe and er work for BTS & Peter Dominic and has a beard & glasses and used to be obsessed with Monty Python and ride rather scruffy motorbikes and er....

mardi, novembre 06, 2007

Pay-Pal is Pay-Troll

Saturday's Guardian (London) criticises Pay-Pal for its reluctance to pay out. Pay-Pal is plugged by e-bay as supposedly safe. But it doesn't pay out for cancelled tickets.

This is important in Bergen, Norvey, where English acts,tho' booked, rarely appear. For instance, the Stones were due to play there on 6.6.6. But the trolls made them all fall out of trees. Those who'd paid by Pay-Pal got nothing back.

When Amy Winebar was due to appear, the trolls sent a case of beer to her hotel room. She decided to drink it down then go on stage. But the trolls had replaced the good Norse beer with Swedish beer. After she had drunk it all, she was too ill to appear. Again, those who had paid for tickets by Pay-Pal had paid the trolls.

Rafa is finito

Es con grande tristeza que anunciamos el departe de don Rafael Benitez, el "coach" de Liverpool.

He has just announced on BBC Radio 4 that he has the full confidence of the 'Pool board. In English terms, that means he will soon be replaced.

Odd fact: Mr Martin Svendsen, the Sage of Bergen, is banned from all English football grounds because of his attempts to influence the English league by troll magic, in the interests of Liverpool F.C. - These have worked so well that unless 'Pool beat Beshiktas tonite, they're out of the Champs League.

vendredi, novembre 02, 2007

Nelson Mandela est mort

Aux dires de M. Georges "Satan" Bush, M. Mandela est mort. Selon lui, Saddam "a tue tous les Mandela". Etrange , vu que M'sieu est Xhosa et non Iraqi.

Cette citation n'apparait sur Google News que dans un seul endroit. Mais la video est deja sur You-Tube plusieurs fois. & no wonder.

jeudi, octobre 04, 2007

Tolstoi & Esperanto

A little known fact is that Leo Tolstoy was a keen supporter of Esperanto. Unfortunately he appears not to have written in it, except for one lettre.

Tolstoy was also very keen on pacifism and vegetarienism, and believed that anyone who didn't agree with him should be killed. For this reason, he has had a great influence on Norse Deth Metal and Jamaican artists such as Bounty Killer.

mercredi, octobre 03, 2007

Nasty German girls win Weltpokal

Deutsche Maedels 2 : 0 Brasil Senhoritas.

The German Walkyries retain the Cup. But what a nasty team. Crunching tackles. Pointless kicks every time the Brasilian girlies came near them. Fruktaensvaert.

3/4 place. US Babes 4:1 Noreg.

The Norse blondies destroyed their morale by listening to Death Metal before the match. So all they wanted to do was play chess with death.

As for the British they lost 3-0 in the QFs to the US super-babes. Not surprising, given their habit of falling over every time anyone came near them.

jeudi, septembre 27, 2007

A prediction for Burma/Myanmar

I can tell you that the hype will soon quiet down and be forgotten. Nothing will be done. Just like about Somalia, Zimbabwe, eastern Congo.....Indian untouchables. Who barely register on the radar...

I know this because I am a master of fantasmogarias. Which I learnt among the Death Metal Trolls of Finnmark.

vendredi, septembre 14, 2007

Deutsche Frauen 11 Senyores argentinas 0

Ce resultat du Mondial feminin est peut-etre a mettre en relation avec la phrase du plus grand litterateur argentinien Jose Luis Borges:

El futbol es popular porque la estupidez es popular.

Evidemment les femmes argentiniennes ne sont pas stupides.

Mais au Royaume Uni on peut dire que l'estupidez es popular porque l'estupidez es popular.

Demi-finales: Deutschland 3-0 Norwegen Death Metal Babes . Brasileiras 4-0 USA Babes.

lundi, septembre 10, 2007

Naomi Klein, mrs Thatcher & the miners

Naomi Klein, the Canadian anti-capitalist ("No Logo" etc.) has revealed in the Guardian the real purpose of the Falklands War of 1982. It was to provoke British miners into a strike and then close down the mines. After winning the 1983 election thanks to a "Falklands Factor".

Only a few problems:

The Tory vote fell in 1983. The Tories only won thanks to the split in the opposition. (The belief the Tory vote rose substantially is a frequent myth.)

Winning a war doesn't guarantee victory. In 1945, Churchill was given the "order of the boot".

The miners strike was mishandled by the extreme leftist leader Arthur Scargill. He was clearly beaten after 6 months, but only went back after 12. & his extremism alienated many floating voters.

vendredi, août 10, 2007

Why Ayaan Hirsi Ali is so anti-Moslem

Reading her rather obvious book the Caged Virgin, seems her real problem is not with Islam but with Somalis. Her mother, although educated, used to give her real beatings. Given that Somalia is the most violent country in the world (or, countries, since law and order has broken down and there are now several Somalias), and given the casual violence of Somalis in Britain, it seems likely that other Islams are less violent.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is of course the former Dutch MP (VVD) who has gone to the United Satans of Amerika as a refugee, the quiet, sensible Dutch being unable to protect their MPs from other Somalis.

vendredi, juillet 20, 2007

"Green" Party fails again

Another 2 by-elections, another 2 failures for the Green-Grey Party.



"Little India" in West London : 3 %.



Sedgefield, North-east England, Mr Blair's old seat : 1%. The racist BNP got 9%. This despite the "help" of Derek Wall, male principal speaker and "pacifist" admirer of soldiers such as el coronel Chavez and el coronel Castro. Perhaps his confrontational language scared away potential voters?



Fact : in 2001 the Green-Greys saved only 10 deposits (minimum vote is 5%). 6 were in London and 4 in other mega-cities. The Green-Greys are terrified of the countryside.



by-election : election partielle.

vendredi, juillet 13, 2007

Esperanto - a vulgar joke

Looking thru an old, boring pamphlet, "Ekrigardo al Budismo", I came on the phrase "Mi penis sanigi..."
which seemed to say "my penis was cured". However, after some research, I decided penis must come from the verb peni (French "peiner"), meaning "I tried to cure"....

dimanche, juillet 01, 2007

Panic in Britain.

Britain is under attack from a few incompetent lunatics. Naturally, the famous British calm immediately disappears, and the TV is full of people reassuring us. The PM, the new Interior Minister, various "experts" on the TV News.

Luckily, the Spice Girls are to reform. Perhaps they can save us?

The police (known on Merseyside as "the busies") have made an arrest in Penny Lane, Liverpool. + 2 on Motorway 6.

How long before they're released without charge?

jeudi, juin 14, 2007

Prinz Harry. Versoehnung mit seinem Vater James Hewitt

Erste Seite der Neue Post./ la une de l'hebdo populaire Neue Post

Versoehnung = reconciliation.

Im Vereinigten Koenigreich ist es nicht gang und gaebe, dass der Herr Major Hewitt Harrys Vater sei.

Au Royaume Uni ce n'est pas tout a fait l'opinion publique que le Cdt. Hewitt soit le dab du 2e fils de Diana.

Dans un entretien a la tele americaine, lundi, Harry a dit curieusement qu'on saura peut-etre jamais ce qui c'est passe dans le tunnel lors du deces de sa mere. Alors que la version officielle trait l'affaire comme un accident pure et simple.

lundi, juin 11, 2007

Getting away with murder

4/06 - Fabian R., 18, African student, shot dead in Battersea SW2.
2/07 - James S-F., 16, African, shot dead at Streatham Ice Rink, SW16. Had been present at the shooting of Fabian.
6/07 - 3 young Africans acquitted of Fabian's murder. Due to lack of evidence. Only then is it revealed that James had been present in Battersea.

Gun law triumphs.

jeudi, juin 07, 2007

Die Karte der Mande-Jaeger

Bei der Kroenung vom grossen Kaiser von Mali, Sundschata Keita, wurde diese "Magna Carta" ausgerufen, in etwa 1222 oder 1235. Es ist mehr idealistisch als die englishe Magna Carta von 1215, die sich groesstenteils mit Kleinigkeiten befasst.

1. Jedes Leben ist ein Leben.
2. Das Unrecht erfordert Entgeltung.
3. Uebt die gegenseitige Hilfe.
4. Wacht ueber das Vaterland.
5. Ruiniert die Sklaverei und das Hungernot.
6. Dass die Folter vom Krieg verschwinden.
7. Jeder ist frei, zu sprechen, zu machen, und zu sehen.

Wikipedia: fransais (sehr emotionnel), english und espanyol.

Paris Hilton speaks -

What a drag bein in jale. I never wan be their again. From now on I 'll be a good girl.

I juss hope that stoopid ole judje don't send me back their. Oh pleeeeeze.

La Carta de Manden (espanyol)

Es una declaracion mas interessante que la Gran Carta de los ingleses (1215).

Ella a sido proclamada el dia de la intronisacion de Sundiata Keita, el gran emperador de Mali en Africa occidental, en 1222 o 1235. Fue transmetida per via oral.

1. Toda vida es una vida.
2. El danyo exige reparacion.
3. Ayudarse mutualmente.
4. Velar por la patria.
5. Ruinar la servidumbre et la hambre.
6. Que cessan las tormenta de la guerra.
7. Cada quien es libre de hablar, de hacer y de ver.

Wikipedia: solamente en ingles y frances. El articulo frances es muy patriotico (punta de vista Maliena.) Y espanyol (pero no es indicado del ingles o frances).

mercredi, juin 06, 2007

Emerald Greens

After the recent election, the Fianna Fail (Soldiers of fate) party is in negotiation with the Green Party of Ireland (the Emerald Isle).

What do the Greens/n' Glasee want? Fewer cars in Dublin/B.a.C.? More emission control? More immigrants to supposedly make Erin richer? A greener European Union/Aontas Eorpach ?


Naa. They're against co-location hospitals. Not sure what they are, but I doubt they have anything to do with the climate change CRISIS.

mardi, mai 22, 2007

Australia, drought & stupidity

Nice to know Britain's not unique in stupidity about elementary economics.

In the land of Oz, a report has just been issued presenting the current drought as - a business opportunity! Those few areas where there is a good water supply will become sought-after areas for houses! Money money money!

Areas such as Hobart, in Tasmania, and surprisingly Perth on the west coast.

Just one thing - to buy the new house, you usually sell the old house. Since that will be in a dry area, you'll have to sell it cheap, or not at all.

Seems the Ozzie press, like the British, is so dazzled by the idea of PROFIT that they lose all wisdom.

Source: Google News, Oz, various papers.

samedi, mai 12, 2007

Eco footprint/ empreinte eco Top 20. 2003

1 UAE (Emirats)
2. USA
3. Suomi/Finland
4. Canada
5. Koweit
6. Australia
7. Eesti/Estonie
8. Sweden
9. New Zealand
10. Norway / Noreg
11. Danmark
12. France
Belgium/Lux
UK
15. Espanya
16. Suisse/Schweiz/Svizzera/Svizra
17. Ellas / Grece
18. Eire / Irish Rep.
19. Oesterreich / Autriche
20. Czechia

mardi, mai 08, 2007

Crime. Murders in Britain April 29- May 5

Sunday 29

Hayling Island, south. Male, 17. Stabbed.
Bootle, Liverpool. Man, 43. Beaten.
Exeter, west. Boy, 4. Stabbed.

Monday 30. Man (eccentric) 66. Beaten. Wigan, nr Manchester

Tuesday 1 May
Gorton, Manchester 18. Black girl, 12, shot by brother, 16.
Town centre, Nottingham. Man, 40, stabbed. 16 y.u. arrested

Wen. 2d Newcastle. Male, 16, holder of ASBO, stabbed by two youths.

Thurs 3d
Llanelli, Wales. Female, 16. 2 arrests
Lewisham, SE 6. Man, 24, shot.

Friday 4th
East Yorkshire. Female, 26. 2 accused.
Sheffield, S. Yorkshire. Man, 36.
Stafford, Midlands. Man, 24.

Saturday 5/5
Croydon, S. London. 2 children, 5 months & 4 years. African woman, 23, detained under Mental Health Act. Police have yet to explain what happened. Family from Ivory Coast, W. Africa.

Derry/Doire, Ulster. Man, 42, killed by gang.
Islington, N.1. Asian taxi-driver, 41, killed by 2 passengers.

Total currently 16. This is average for a week. There are 800 murders a year.

Male 12. Female 4.
England 14. Wales 1. Ulster 1. Scotland 0.
White 12. Black 3. Asian 1.

Noticeably there were no killings associated with young black gangs, which have alarmed newspaper readers earlier in the year.

mercredi, mai 02, 2007

Crime. Murders in Britain April 22-28

This is an attempt to examine the types of murder there are. How many involve guns; how many are of "gays" - "gays" claim that they are frequently murdered by "homophobes" but produce no statistics. This first week is incomplete. I hope subsequent weeks will be more complete.

White males unless stated

Sunday 22nd

Toxteth, Liverpool 8. Man, 50.
Perth, Scotland. Man, 51.

Monday 23rd. Penrith, NW England. Small town. Man, 22

Tuesday 24th. Lewes jail, South England. Man, 20, there for only 5 days. Cell-mate, 25, accused.

Wed. 25th
East London. Asian woman, 32. African, 37, accused.
Ilford, East London. Baby, 6 months. Father accused.
Stockton, N.W. England. Man, 35. Man, 37, accused.

Thursday 26th
Rhondda valley, Wales/Cymru. Man, 23
Glasgow. Teenager, 16.
Crewe, NW England. Mother, 56. Son accused

Friday 27.
Bury St. Edmunds. East. Small town. Man, 20. Several arrests.
Brixton, London S.W.2. African, 20. Shot. Police seeking 4 youths.
Belvoir, Belfast. Man, 58. Stabbed.

Saturday 28
Woolwich, S.E. 18. Man stabbed.
Irvine, Scotland. Small town. Man, 46.
Beeston, Leeds. Man, 38.

mercredi, avril 18, 2007

Suomalainen. New Lordy song

Ja mina nain, ja katso

hallava hevonen

ja sen selassa istava KUOLEMA

ja TUONELA seurasi hanen mukanaan....

(repete sevral duzn times)

Se, en vit hest. Oc mannen som satt paa den
hans namn var Doeden
oc Doedsriket foeljde
med honom

mercredi, avril 11, 2007

Close encounters of the Third Reich

Adolf H. is back in a UFO. And he's twice as bad.

Starring George W. Bush as Satan.

Music by Swedish deth metal band Nihilgeddon.

jeudi, avril 05, 2007

Ghana's 50th anniversary of F R E E D O M

Aside from hunger, poverty, disease, massacres, and general despair, the Republic of Ghana is the model third world democracy.

Rod Liddle, Sunday Times. (Sacked by the BBC, so a Good Bloke)

A part le faim, la pauvrete, la maladie, les massacres, et le desespoir general, la Republique de Ghana est le parangon d'une democracie du Tiers Monde.

lundi, mars 26, 2007

Discovery : Altern beginnt shon in der Wiege.

Shock-Entdeckung vom "Spiegel". Aber wie viele Babys shlafen noch in einer Wiege?


(On commence a vieillir dans son berseau. Man boerjar vaere gammel paa Vuggen.)

http://intermosvends.blogspot.com//

vendredi, mars 23, 2007

Slovio. Zvestia.com - Nachrichten/News

Cxehju guver, kontrolitju ot USA-ju marionetnikis, podporijt tut plan, no potrebit soglosie Parlamentuf, gde podkupilju marionetnikis ne imajut perevazxie (perevazxnost?).

Die Tshechishe Regierung, kontrolliert von den USA Marionetten, understutzt diesen Plan, aber braucht die Einstimmung vom Parlament, wo die gekaufte Marionnetten nicht die Ueberwicht haben.

El governo Chec, dominado por marionettes de los USA, sostene eso Plan, pero necesita el accuerdo dels Cortes, donde los marionettes no tenen la superioridad.

@ Finzemju proti-slaviansk rasist Ahtisaari hotjit nezavisost dla Kosovo.

Der finnishe anti-Slawisha Rassist Ahtisaari will die Unabhaengigkeit von Kosovo.

samedi, mars 17, 2007

Medilingua & Rudy Giulani

A new site, Mondo in Medilingua. To illustrate Medilingua, a development of Novial, and thus related to the other Latin-based languages.

It mentions You-Tube and videos of presidential candidates, incl. Signor Rudolfo Giulani. Who's bad luck. He was in New York for the 9-11 and London for the double 7 (2005). If he's elected, what'll happen to Washington?

mercredi, mars 14, 2007

General. Un hom remplace un altro.

El novo hero su los billetes de banco de £20 es Adam Smith, el economo escoces.
El remplace Edward Elgar, el compositor ingles.

Una lectriza del "Guardian" (izkierda liberal) se insurga contra. Es un altro hom!

Sed un lector la corrige. Es sempre una muler en els billetes. Es Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. La parasita maxima.

vendredi, mars 02, 2007

Fotball. Manchester United - joueurs par pays

chez Reading Royals. 2-3 Coupe anglais T5. (pron. Redding). + a Liverpool 0-1

1 Edwin van der Sar - Nederland [van der Star] . Meme
4 Gabriel Heinze - Arhentina ...................................Gary Neville - England
5 Rio Ferdinand - England/black .............................Le meme
6 Wes Brown - England .............................................Patrice Evra - France
9 Louis Saha - France/black ....................................Christiano Ronaldo - Portugal
13 Ji-Sung Park - Coree du sud ...............................Wayne Rooney - England/Liverpool
20 Ole G. Solskjaer - Noreg/bokmaal [Sunny] .....Ryan Giggs - Wales/Cymru
22 John O'Shea - Irlande ..........................................Sub. - goal
23 Kieran Richardson - London S.E. .......................Nemanya Vidic - Serbie
24 Darren Fletcher - Scotland/Alba .......................Michael Carrick - England
27 Mikael Silvestre - France/ouest [Mickey] ........Paul Scholes (renvoi 85e)
.......................................................................................Henrik Larsson (dernier march)
sub Wayne Rooney - Liverpool

lundi, février 26, 2007

Nynorsk. Afghanistan.

1747 - Sjoelvstendig stat. I 360 aar etter er det framleis ein eigen stat, men det meste er styrt utanfraa.

1880 - Dr Watson vundet paa skulder paa slakten av Maiwand.
- Britene libererer Kabul og setter den paa brand.

1979 - Sovjetisk "liberasjon"

1989 - Russkis go home

1992 - Nordisk Samling libererer Kabul av Najibullah kommunist-regjeringen

1996 - Islamisk Emirat (Taliban - "studentene") (lignende Kristelig Folkpartiet)

7.10.01 Amerikansk leia angrep

2004 Ny regjering

2005 Landet valde eit Parlament

jeudi, février 22, 2007

Old English. Canada

Canada is land in tham Nordamerican. This land hafth 32 millionena manna.

Theodlic Cwide: A mari usque ad mare. (Laden : Of sae to sae.)
Theodlic ymen : "O Canada".
Ambihtkicu sprac : Niwe English and Frencish.
Heafodstol Ottowa. Heafodburg Toronto.

Leodweard : Gemotlice thinggeweald.
Cyninge : Elisabeth II.
Forma Thegn : Stephen Harper (Tory).

Awfastnes : Cristendom.

Braadnes : 9.985.000 km2. Waeter :9 %

Menniscu : 30 millionena buenda. Thiccnes : 3,5 buend/km2

Selfdom of Geaanlahtum Cynerice : 1 Maedmonath, 1867.

mardi, février 20, 2007

Premio Nobel por Labor pacific

Mi DYNAMITE, plus k mille tractatos, ducera 'l pace. Qando les homins ha comprendit k'armeas completes pote ser annihilits, on va continuar a viver in pace auree.

Alfred Nobel 1833-96 (63 ans).

Interlingua, dialect de London.

tractato : Vertrag, treaty. armea : Heer, army, ejercito. auree : golden, de oro

++ La pace a traves le terror mutual. W.S. Churchill, dels armas nuclears.

lundi, février 12, 2007

Prediction. For April

From 5th April, 40 000 unemployed who claim that they can't speak English will have their benefits cut, unless they sign up for English classes. Prediction:

OH NO THEY WON'T.

English classes for immigrants are already freely available. The Gumn, as usual, is talking about making them available, as if they'd never heard of them.

The Gumn (Government) is continually threatening to cut people's benefits, even by only a small amount. For instance, for anti-social families. But they never dare and it's soon forgotten in Britn, where the average person has the memory of a 3 year old (except for showbiz, natch).

samedi, février 10, 2007

Mauretanie. Esclavage ou pas esclavage?

Les Wikipedies ne semblent pas sures de ce qui se passe dans cette ancienne colonie francaise, en Afric de l'ouest. Si l'esclavage persiste ou pas.

Selon la version espagnole, il "fue definitivamente abolido en 1980".

La version italienne ne le mentionne pas. Mais elle remarque "la tensione e ancora una delle principali caracteristiche della vita politica."

Portugues : Em 1982, foi a ultima pais a abolir a escrividao.

Neerlands: in 1981 werd officieel de slaverny afgeschaft.
L'Afrikaans n'en dit rien, mais elle fait mention de les "Haratin", "voormalige slawe".

Les versions scandinaves n'en dit mot.

Dans l'article "Sklaverei in Mauretanien" - Es gibt Beispiele von "humaner" Behandlung.

Il semble bien probable que l'esclavage existe encore, et que l'ONU etc. ne s'interessent pas le moins du monde.

mardi, janvier 23, 2007

Nuncyclopedia news

G W Bush commits self to do evil, new stratamaggy.

iPhone big hit among welthy & stupid.

Footbrawl : Beckham moves to Reykjavik Galaxy (Mafia-owned)

G W Bush statement : all our bases are berong to Ar Qaeda.

Quran : I'll cast terror in the hearts of all those who don't believe. (8:12 "Al-Anfal", according to BARS - British Army Rumor Service)

Norway : Norwegian children still being born evil. Still, this makes it easy to replace dead members of Deth Metl bands.

Suomi Finland: True Finn party campains to ban Stadin Slangi. Claims it is secret language of Swedish Finns.

Strindberg says :

Jag avskyr folk som har hundar. De er kujoner som inte har mod nog at bita sjaelva.

kujon (rar) - Feigling, lache, coward.

Iraq. This urgent surge will purge the insurgent scourge.

El comentar del revista Private Eye sobre l'envoi de 20 000 Gringos en Iraq.

vendredi, janvier 12, 2007

Animals. Curious incident of the baby and the fox

A curious incident in Croydon, SW London. A little boy of 2 is discovered at 6 in the morning in the street. Turns out he is the 4th child of an unmarried mother of 27, who describes her "sexuality" as open-minded.

What is curious is that he had with him his little dog and - a fox. When the little 'un was discovered by passers-by, our foxy friend ran off. But what was it doing - guarding the human cub, or perhaps hoping to adopt it and bring it up as a feral child?

mercredi, janvier 10, 2007

Greenland/Vikings. Did you know?

Did you know that when the Vikings arrived in Greenland, there were no Inuit there? They'd died out. However, a new immigration began after 1000.
Also, it was warmer then than now. So maybe callin g it Greenland wasn't so dishonest.

Later, the Vikes were wiped out by a mini ice age. Starting around 1400 according to Norse Wikipedia, but 1550(-1850) according to German Wikiped. Which doesn't seem to agree with the Norse and English articles, believing that there werte Inuit there of the Dorset culture. (Named after Cape Dorset on Baffin Island, now in Nunavut, Canada.) The Dorset Kultur is said to be inferior to the current Inuit Kultur.

mardi, décembre 12, 2006

(Double 12). Establishment: No Diana conspiracy

On Thursday a report is to be published on the death 9 years ago of Diana, Princess of Boredom.
The BBC etc. are already going into overdrive to ridicule the idea that there was anything strange about her death. Strangely, they never deal with the most FAQ, i.e. why has there not been an inquest after 9 years? Inquests are typically held about 10 WEEKS after a death abroad.

Magna Carta, article 40 : "To no man will we delay justice."
(Nulli ...differemus rectum aut justitiam - we will not take his rectum from any man.)

samedi, décembre 09, 2006

"Uncyclopedia" reveals : Minitrue is doubleplus gay

Si, el Ministerio de la "Verdad" (es decir la propaganda) es mucho "gay". A ver el "Uncyclopedia", rubric "Newspeak" (Novlengua).

mardi, décembre 05, 2006

Putin "no angel" shock discovery

Patience Wheatcroft, lady editoress of the Sunday Telegraph (Cons.), has written an article in last Sunday's comment page revealing that Putin's Russia is not always nice.

This is a shock, as Mr Putin was formerly a colonel in the KGB (Komminists for Gentleness & Beauty), the East European branch of Mother Teresa's help-the-dying charity. So, naturally, human rights in Rossiya would be a big thing for him. Yet, amazingly, bad things happen to people who annoy him.

Inexplicable, my dear Watson.

Islenzk/dansk. Comparison

(Matt 16:26)

Thvi adh hvadh mun thadh stoda mannin
thott hann eignist allan heiminn
en fyrirgjoeri salu sinni?

Thi hvad gavner det et menneske
om han vinder den hele verden
men ma bode med sin sjael/sit liv?

stodha - dk gavner - svensk (1917) hjaelper
eignist (refl.) - vinder
heim-inn - verd-en - sv vaerld-en
fyrirgjoer - bode med - sv. foerlorar

mardi, novembre 28, 2006

Norway/Religion. "Christian" People's Party exposed.

Ikkepedia has exposed the so-called Kristeligt Folkeparti. They are in fact a cunningly-constructed front for Satanists. Here is some additional info-

When Kjell Maggie Bondawig pretended to be ill with depression, in fact he visited the Vatican to worship Satan with the Pope (Benedict CXVI - an alQaeda employee) and pick up his Mafia bribes.

Other goals :

Norse Pension Fund to be spent on drugs for promiscuous gays. (Esp. if Swedish.)
Samis to be called Lapps again. (Evil, or what!)
Only Deth Metal records allowed to top hit parade. (Unless Swedish.)
Lower skool-leving age to 5.
Promote mispelling of Ingglish.
Hitler to receive posthumous Nobel prize for rants at Nuernburg.

Education: German Okkupasjon to be taught as happy time, with kindly SS protecting Norway from madman Churchill, invading and imposing cricket, bad food, driving on left etc.
History to be taught as conspiracy theories.
French: most extreme Franglais of Montreal to be taught as approved standard.
Ingglish: most extreme Jamaican English (7th level). Words of Aha, Abba & Whigfield to be taught as written standard. Shakespeare still allowed, but only in Volapuek.
German: replaced by Austrian. Standard: Braunau-am-Inn.

British standards to be introduced under "Worst of British" cam-pain. I.e. British food, films, crime rate, 2nd rate Britpop bands. Especially helth system - British advisers to be brawt in to ruin Viking helth system.

London Underground to be extended to Oslo at ruinous expence.

Icelandic Landsbanki to run banking sector - with Russian "advisors".

(Mor to follo)

vendredi, novembre 24, 2006

De "7e sigilla" de Bergman ('57)

Cavalero : Qui es tu?
Morte: ......Io es le Morte.
C :............. Veni tu pro prender me?
M:............. Io ha longe andat cum tu.
C:.............. Io sape.
M: .............Tu es preparat?
C:...............Mi corpor' ha pavor, no me ipse.

(Naja, det er ju ingenting at skemmas oever.)

R; ..............Venta ett oegonblick
D:...............Sa seger ni alla. Men jeg lemnar inga uppskov.

This film reminds me of Thomas Mann's reference to the Skipper Worse books as "tief, rein und humoristisch." (profond, pur e comic)

mardi, novembre 21, 2006

Football/Iceland. West Ham Utd & the "Mafia"

A certain gentleman from Iceland, a Mr Bjoergolfur Gudmundsson of the Landsbanki, has just bought West Ham United, main team in East London, for nearly £100 million (140 m. Euro). Not exactly a bargain.

Combined with the Icelandic "Viking raids" on Britain's High Street, a few people are wondering where the money's coming from. Last year the Independent (Old Labour bourgeoisie) and the Guardian (Labour inner party) asked how little Iceland, pop. 300 000, about the same as Cardiff, can afford to spend so much on buying British. This was picked up by Stoed-2 TV on Iceland (seems Iceland has more than one telly!), who repeated these concerns but doesn't seem to have added anything (according to Iceland Review).

There's some good articles in English on the Danish Ekstra Bladet site. Written in choicest English.

So the question remains - where's the money coming from? If not from Russia (with love), where? - Already champions Chelsea, and Edinburgh's Hearts club, are Russian owned. Chelsea bought themselves the English championship by spending silly amounts of money.

It's your verdict. A vous de juger.

Odd fact: there's a certain amount of amusement that Mr Gudmundsson's associate is a Mr Magnusson, same name as Edinburgh-Icelandic TV presenter and saga expert, Magnus Magnusson.

West Ham Utd are nothing to do with West Hamlet Utd., top team in Elsin@r.

mardi, novembre 14, 2006

Diplomatie.Iran/Syria. Willst du nicht mein Bruder sein...

dann shlag ich dir den Shaedel ein.

If you won't be my friend, I'll smash ya face in.

Si tu veux pas etre mon pote, j't'ecrase le cadran.

jeudi, novembre 02, 2006

Les "Brights". Les esperantistes de l'anti-religion

Le Prof. Richard Dawkins, d'Oxford, et des copains ont fonde un nouveau mouvement d'atheisme avec le nom des "Brights" [les brillants], ki veut faire reference aux Lumieres [the Enlightenment]. Ses adversaires, les croyants et les superstieux etc., sont les "Dims" [ obtus, litt. sombres, sans eclat].

Wikipedia a deja 12 articles, de Catala au Svensk.
Mais ce qu'on n'explic pas, c'est la difference du mouvement Humaniste, mouvement anti-religieux a tue-tete, qui au Royaume-Uni n'a que quelques 2-3000 adherents, dont Mr Dawkins.

Evidemment les Brights ou les Humanistes n'ont jamais lu l'article 18 de la Dec. Univ. des Droits Humains.

Le mot Bright a ete choisi a l'instar de "gay". Mais gay n'a pas un mot oppose pejoratif, puisque le mot anglais "straight" [rime avec Kate] veut dire "pas perverti", c-a-d ennuyeux, sans imagination, le "bourgeois" de J.P. Sartre, mais pas stupide.

Le prof. John Gray de Londres argue tres interessament contre les Lumieres, qu'il accuse d'etre Utopiste, et donc d'avoir produit les mouvements totalitaires, qui veulent imposer l'Utopie a feu et a sang, ce justifiant par appel a leurs systemes "scientifiques".

jeudi, octobre 05, 2006

Sapientia. (Interlingua)

Del Tao Te Ching (Dao Dac Ging a Hong Kong)

In l'antiquita, les personas cum abilita in la Via abeva subtilita miraculosa et penetratio mystica,

si profond que es impossible comprender.

mercredi, octobre 04, 2006

Red Ken, the BBC & having a go

Another murder in Hackney, inner north London. A Congolese refugee, married father of 2 young children, confronts a dozen yobboes & is stabbed to death. This causes a great wave of emotion.

A curiosity. On the BBC1 news for London, at 1.30 pm, Tuesday, they show a video of "Red" Ken Livingstone, popular mayor of London, saying people shouldn't "have a go" , bu t call the cops. In other words, altho' Ken is always telling us how safer we are under his mayorship, it's dangerous to challenge out-of-control yobboes. This video was repeated at 10.30 pm.

There is NOT A SINGLE reference to this on the Internet! Not on the Beeb website. Nor in the paper editions of the Times & Daily Wail.Nor the Mirror. Yet the question of whether criminals now control our streets, and must not be challenged, is surely important.

mardi, octobre 03, 2006

Election en Autriche. Landesrat.

L'election pour le Landesrat (pron Londesrot) du dimanche. 183 mandats. Seuil 4pc. Derniere election 2002.

Socio-Democrates (centre-gauche) 36 (37)pc 68 (61) mandats
Parti Populaire (centre-droite) 35 (42) 66 (79)
Parti de la Liberte (droite) FPOe 11 (10) 21 (18)
"Verts" (gauche) 10 ( 9) 20 (17)
Alliance Avenir (neo-Nazi) BZOe 4 ( - ) 8 ( 8)
- Une scission du Parti de la Liberte, y inclus le Dr Joerg Haida (!)

Liste du Dr Martin 3 (-) 0
Un drole de mec. Il est contre le gaspillage de l'UE. Bon. Mais il espionne ceux qu'il soupconne, et fait des accusations personnelles pas toujours bien fondees. Dommage.

This week's fatuity. (Anglais/francais)

I thought I'd try and post a fatuity once a week. Here's one I heard on the Today prog. of Radio Guardian (a.k.a. R4).

Church of England bishop/vicar : "The Scriptures tell us God is neither male nor female."
Oh they do, do they???

What about the prayer to "Our Father"? What about "the Lord's my Shepherd"? And not "the Lady's my shepherdess".

Worst of all, what about the popular hymn -
Dear Lord and Father of mankind
Forgive our foolish ways.

Is that to be banned? Torn out of the hymn books?

@@@ Eveque/pretre de l'Eglise d'Angleterre (eglise officielle) a la BBC : Les Ecritures nous enseignent que Dieu n'est ni masculin, ni feminin. - Ah bon?

Et le Paternotre? Et le Psaume - Le seigneur est mon berger. Et pas "La Seigneure est ma bergere".