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jeudi, janvier 08, 2009
samedi, novembre 08, 2008
Gadgets from the Maplin catalogue
Maplin is a rapidly expanding chain of cheapo electronic stores. Below actual stuff from their Xmas/Yule catalog. Comments are mine.
Radio-controlled Sky Challenger Battle Pack - "air combat has never been so much fun!"
(What about USAAF attax on Afghan wedding parties? - Naa, that's air to surface) . £40
Radio-controlled tarantula. Life-sized. £20. (Terrify your nabers)
Remote-con Stunt Granny. £13. Granny does stunts in her wheelchair.
Granny racers desktop slot racing set. £10. 2 grannies race in wheelchairs on Scalextric-type track.
Radio-con Sumo battles. £15. 2-prayer radio-contorred sumo batter game. Very ha-ha.
Laser Attack. £25. For 2 children.
Shocking ball. £10. Emits random electic shocks. Suitable for over 16s. (Surely that should be under 16s?)
Alien invasion elec. target game. £25. Shoot illegal immigrants. & Svedes.
Desktop Whack-a-Mouse. £10. Not suitable for animal-rights cry-babies, such as de Dierenpartij. nl
Pub Quiz elec. game .£15. Comes with tape of drunken shouting.
10-million candle power super torch. £20. Destroy the candle industry.
CCtv camera. £60. Do you have Progress Party or DFP naibers? Find out what they're up to!
Radio-controlled Sky Challenger Battle Pack - "air combat has never been so much fun!"
(What about USAAF attax on Afghan wedding parties? - Naa, that's air to surface) . £40
Radio-controlled tarantula. Life-sized. £20. (Terrify your nabers)
Remote-con Stunt Granny. £13. Granny does stunts in her wheelchair.
Granny racers desktop slot racing set. £10. 2 grannies race in wheelchairs on Scalextric-type track.
Radio-con Sumo battles. £15. 2-prayer radio-contorred sumo batter game. Very ha-ha.
Laser Attack. £25. For 2 children.
Shocking ball. £10. Emits random electic shocks. Suitable for over 16s. (Surely that should be under 16s?)
Alien invasion elec. target game. £25. Shoot illegal immigrants. & Svedes.
Desktop Whack-a-Mouse. £10. Not suitable for animal-rights cry-babies, such as de Dierenpartij. nl
Pub Quiz elec. game .£15. Comes with tape of drunken shouting.
10-million candle power super torch. £20. Destroy the candle industry.
CCtv camera. £60. Do you have Progress Party or DFP naibers? Find out what they're up to!
jeudi, mars 13, 2008
Norway saves Liverpool - L 3 IM 0.
Liverpool battle on. Thanks to the trolls.
The trolls were very concerned about Liverpool's problems. They went into solemn session in their mainland capital of Bjoerkvinmonopolet (which they mangles as Bergen.)
They came up with a solution. Have the referee be a Norwegian psychologist. They rang their contacts at UEFA and blackmailed them. Easy.
He then refereed the match and sent off an innocent man. Plus, as a psychologist, he played mind games with the innocent I-ties. Liverpool win 2-0 on the night and Rafa lives a little longer.
Probably he's a follower of Transactional Analysis and well familiar with Eric Berne's "Games People Play". (Spiele der Erwachsenen/ Les jeux et les hommes)
In another crime, the trolls had the Chief Constable of Manchester murdered. They lured him to Mt Snowdon/Yr Eryri and faked a "suicide". Then they fed the media with stories that he was a Casanova and this is the reason for the "suicide". (Why? Exhaustion?) That's what you get if you interfere with the troll controlled rackets.
-- What music do they like? Trock & troll.
The trolls were very concerned about Liverpool's problems. They went into solemn session in their mainland capital of Bjoerkvinmonopolet (which they mangles as Bergen.)
They came up with a solution. Have the referee be a Norwegian psychologist. They rang their contacts at UEFA and blackmailed them. Easy.
He then refereed the match and sent off an innocent man. Plus, as a psychologist, he played mind games with the innocent I-ties. Liverpool win 2-0 on the night and Rafa lives a little longer.
Probably he's a follower of Transactional Analysis and well familiar with Eric Berne's "Games People Play". (Spiele der Erwachsenen/ Les jeux et les hommes)
In another crime, the trolls had the Chief Constable of Manchester murdered. They lured him to Mt Snowdon/Yr Eryri and faked a "suicide". Then they fed the media with stories that he was a Casanova and this is the reason for the "suicide". (Why? Exhaustion?) That's what you get if you interfere with the troll controlled rackets.
-- What music do they like? Trock & troll.
vendredi, janvier 11, 2008
Trolls sack Mr Allardyce
For a long time, Norse trolls have controlled Newcastle Utd. & it wasn't a big surprise when they decided to get rid of Sam Allardyce.
It appears thet they want to replace him with Harry Redknapp of Pompey. Well, if that's what they want, there's not much you can do about it.
Odd fact: in the "adult" comic Viz, the Magpies appear as Fulchester Utd. Best players, Billy the Fish in goal & an Amerindian princess.
It appears thet they want to replace him with Harry Redknapp of Pompey. Well, if that's what they want, there's not much you can do about it.
Odd fact: in the "adult" comic Viz, the Magpies appear as Fulchester Utd. Best players, Billy the Fish in goal & an Amerindian princess.
mercredi, janvier 02, 2008
Encore Amy Jade
Grace a ses exploits, Amy Jade a reussi a vendre le plus des albums au Royaume Uni en 07 avec son "Retour au noir" (plus de 1.500.000 vendus). Il a aussie ete tres populaire en Norge/Noreg, avec plus de 55 vendus.
Mais les trolls continuent a la poursuivre avec leur marie-jeanne.
Mais les trolls continuent a la poursuivre avec leur marie-jeanne.
mardi, novembre 06, 2007
Pay-Pal is Pay-Troll
Saturday's Guardian (London) criticises Pay-Pal for its reluctance to pay out. Pay-Pal is plugged by e-bay as supposedly safe. But it doesn't pay out for cancelled tickets.
This is important in Bergen, Norvey, where English acts,tho' booked, rarely appear. For instance, the Stones were due to play there on 6.6.6. But the trolls made them all fall out of trees. Those who'd paid by Pay-Pal got nothing back.
When Amy Winebar was due to appear, the trolls sent a case of beer to her hotel room. She decided to drink it down then go on stage. But the trolls had replaced the good Norse beer with Swedish beer. After she had drunk it all, she was too ill to appear. Again, those who had paid for tickets by Pay-Pal had paid the trolls.
This is important in Bergen, Norvey, where English acts,tho' booked, rarely appear. For instance, the Stones were due to play there on 6.6.6. But the trolls made them all fall out of trees. Those who'd paid by Pay-Pal got nothing back.
When Amy Winebar was due to appear, the trolls sent a case of beer to her hotel room. She decided to drink it down then go on stage. But the trolls had replaced the good Norse beer with Swedish beer. After she had drunk it all, she was too ill to appear. Again, those who had paid for tickets by Pay-Pal had paid the trolls.
Rafa is finito
Es con grande tristeza que anunciamos el departe de don Rafael Benitez, el "coach" de Liverpool.
He has just announced on BBC Radio 4 that he has the full confidence of the 'Pool board. In English terms, that means he will soon be replaced.
Odd fact: Mr Martin Svendsen, the Sage of Bergen, is banned from all English football grounds because of his attempts to influence the English league by troll magic, in the interests of Liverpool F.C. - These have worked so well that unless 'Pool beat Beshiktas tonite, they're out of the Champs League.
He has just announced on BBC Radio 4 that he has the full confidence of the 'Pool board. In English terms, that means he will soon be replaced.
Odd fact: Mr Martin Svendsen, the Sage of Bergen, is banned from all English football grounds because of his attempts to influence the English league by troll magic, in the interests of Liverpool F.C. - These have worked so well that unless 'Pool beat Beshiktas tonite, they're out of the Champs League.
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