Gadgets from the Maplin catalogue

Maplin is a rapidly expanding chain of cheapo electronic stores. Below actual stuff from their Xmas/Yule catalog. Comments are mine.

Radio-controlled Sky Challenger Battle Pack - "air combat has never been so much fun!"
(What about USAAF attax on Afghan wedding parties? - Naa, that's air to surface) . £40

Radio-controlled tarantula. Life-sized. £20. (Terrify your nabers)

Remote-con Stunt Granny. £13. Granny does stunts in her wheelchair.

Granny racers desktop slot racing set. £10. 2 grannies race in wheelchairs on Scalextric-type track.

Radio-con Sumo battles. £15. 2-prayer radio-contorred sumo batter game. Very ha-ha.

Laser Attack. £25. For 2 children.

Shocking ball. £10. Emits random electic shocks. Suitable for over 16s. (Surely that should be under 16s?)

Alien invasion elec. target game. £25. Shoot illegal immigrants. & Svedes.

Desktop Whack-a-Mouse. £10. Not suitable for animal-rights cry-babies, such as de Dierenpartij. nl

Pub Quiz elec. game .£15. Comes with tape of drunken shouting.

10-million candle power super torch. £20. Destroy the candle industry.

CCtv camera. £60. Do you have Progress Party or DFP naibers? Find out what they're up to!