mardi, novembre 28, 2006

Norway/Religion. "Christian" People's Party exposed.

Ikkepedia has exposed the so-called Kristeligt Folkeparti. They are in fact a cunningly-constructed front for Satanists. Here is some additional info-

When Kjell Maggie Bondawig pretended to be ill with depression, in fact he visited the Vatican to worship Satan with the Pope (Benedict CXVI - an alQaeda employee) and pick up his Mafia bribes.

Other goals :

Norse Pension Fund to be spent on drugs for promiscuous gays. (Esp. if Swedish.)
Samis to be called Lapps again. (Evil, or what!)
Only Deth Metal records allowed to top hit parade. (Unless Swedish.)
Lower skool-leving age to 5.
Promote mispelling of Ingglish.
Hitler to receive posthumous Nobel prize for rants at Nuernburg.

Education: German Okkupasjon to be taught as happy time, with kindly SS protecting Norway from madman Churchill, invading and imposing cricket, bad food, driving on left etc.
History to be taught as conspiracy theories.
French: most extreme Franglais of Montreal to be taught as approved standard.
Ingglish: most extreme Jamaican English (7th level). Words of Aha, Abba & Whigfield to be taught as written standard. Shakespeare still allowed, but only in Volapuek.
German: replaced by Austrian. Standard: Braunau-am-Inn.

British standards to be introduced under "Worst of British" cam-pain. I.e. British food, films, crime rate, 2nd rate Britpop bands. Especially helth system - British advisers to be brawt in to ruin Viking helth system.

London Underground to be extended to Oslo at ruinous expence.

Icelandic Landsbanki to run banking sector - with Russian "advisors".

(Mor to follo)

1 commentaire:

Anonyme a dit...

Great. Sounds reasonable. I suppose you'dd say it's still called the "Christian" People's Party in honour of it's founder, Varg (originally "Kristian"!) Vikernes, aka Count Grishnakh.