(Double 12). Establishment: No Diana conspiracy

On Thursday a report is to be published on the death 9 years ago of Diana, Princess of Boredom.
The BBC etc. are already going into overdrive to ridicule the idea that there was anything strange about her death. Strangely, they never deal with the most FAQ, i.e. why has there not been an inquest after 9 years? Inquests are typically held about 10 WEEKS after a death abroad.

Magna Carta, article 40 : "To no man will we delay justice."
(Nulli ...differemus rectum aut justitiam - we will not take his rectum from any man.)

"Uncyclopedia" reveals : Minitrue is doubleplus gay

Si, el Ministerio de la "Verdad" (es decir la propaganda) es mucho "gay". A ver el "Uncyclopedia", rubric "Newspeak" (Novlengua).

Putin "no angel" shock discovery

Patience Wheatcroft, lady editoress of the Sunday Telegraph (Cons.), has written an article in last Sunday's comment page revealing that Putin's Russia is not always nice.

This is a shock, as Mr Putin was formerly a colonel in the KGB (Komminists for Gentleness & Beauty), the East European branch of Mother Teresa's help-the-dying charity. So, naturally, human rights in Rossiya would be a big thing for him. Yet, amazingly, bad things happen to people who annoy him.

Inexplicable, my dear Watson.

Islenzk/dansk. Comparison

(Matt 16:26)

Thvi adh hvadh mun thadh stoda mannin
thott hann eignist allan heiminn
en fyrirgjoeri salu sinni?

Thi hvad gavner det et menneske
om han vinder den hele verden
men ma bode med sin sjael/sit liv?

stodha - dk gavner - svensk (1917) hjaelper
eignist (refl.) - vinder
heim-inn - verd-en - sv vaerld-en
fyrirgjoer - bode med - sv. foerlorar

Norway/Religion. "Christian" People's Party exposed.

Ikkepedia has exposed the so-called Kristeligt Folkeparti. They are in fact a cunningly-constructed front for Satanists. Here is some additional info-

When Kjell Maggie Bondawig pretended to be ill with depression, in fact he visited the Vatican to worship Satan with the Pope (Benedict CXVI - an alQaeda employee) and pick up his Mafia bribes.

Other goals :

Norse Pension Fund to be spent on drugs for promiscuous gays. (Esp. if Swedish.)
Samis to be called Lapps again. (Evil, or what!)
Only Deth Metal records allowed to top hit parade. (Unless Swedish.)
Lower skool-leving age to 5.
Promote mispelling of Ingglish.
Hitler to receive posthumous Nobel prize for rants at Nuernburg.

Education: German Okkupasjon to be taught as happy time, with kindly SS protecting Norway from madman Churchill, invading and imposing cricket, bad food, driving on left etc.
History to be taught as conspiracy theories.
French: most extreme Franglais of Montreal to be taught as approved standard.
Ingglish: most extreme Jamaican English (7th level). Words of Aha, Abba & Whigfield to be taught as written standard. Shakespeare still allowed, but only in Volapuek.
German: replaced by Austrian. Standard: Braunau-am-Inn.

British standards to be introduced under "Worst of British" cam-pain. I.e. British food, films, crime rate, 2nd rate Britpop bands. Especially helth system - British advisers to be brawt in to ruin Viking helth system.

London Underground to be extended to Oslo at ruinous expence.

Icelandic Landsbanki to run banking sector - with Russian "advisors".

(Mor to follo)

De "7e sigilla" de Bergman ('57)

Cavalero : Qui es tu?
Morte: ......Io es le Morte.
C :............. Veni tu pro prender me?
M:............. Io ha longe andat cum tu.
C:.............. Io sape.
M: .............Tu es preparat?
C:...............Mi corpor' ha pavor, no me ipse.

(Naja, det er ju ingenting at skemmas oever.)

R; ..............Venta ett oegonblick
D:...............Sa seger ni alla. Men jeg lemnar inga uppskov.

This film reminds me of Thomas Mann's reference to the Skipper Worse books as "tief, rein und humoristisch." (profond, pur e comic)

Football/Iceland. West Ham Utd & the "Mafia"

A certain gentleman from Iceland, a Mr Bjoergolfur Gudmundsson of the Landsbanki, has just bought West Ham United, main team in East London, for nearly £100 million (140 m. Euro). Not exactly a bargain.

Combined with the Icelandic "Viking raids" on Britain's High Street, a few people are wondering where the money's coming from. Last year the Independent (Old Labour bourgeoisie) and the Guardian (Labour inner party) asked how little Iceland, pop. 300 000, about the same as Cardiff, can afford to spend so much on buying British. This was picked up by Stoed-2 TV on Iceland (seems Iceland has more than one telly!), who repeated these concerns but doesn't seem to have added anything (according to Iceland Review).

There's some good articles in English on the Danish Ekstra Bladet site. Written in choicest English.

So the question remains - where's the money coming from? If not from Russia (with love), where? - Already champions Chelsea, and Edinburgh's Hearts club, are Russian owned. Chelsea bought themselves the English championship by spending silly amounts of money.

It's your verdict. A vous de juger.

Odd fact: there's a certain amount of amusement that Mr Gudmundsson's associate is a Mr Magnusson, same name as Edinburgh-Icelandic TV presenter and saga expert, Magnus Magnusson.

West Ham Utd are nothing to do with West Hamlet Utd., top team in Elsin@r.

Diplomatie.Iran/Syria. Willst du nicht mein Bruder sein...

dann shlag ich dir den Shaedel ein.

If you won't be my friend, I'll smash ya face in.

Si tu veux pas etre mon pote, j't'ecrase le cadran.

Les "Brights". Les esperantistes de l'anti-religion

Le Prof. Richard Dawkins, d'Oxford, et des copains ont fonde un nouveau mouvement d'atheisme avec le nom des "Brights" [les brillants], ki veut faire reference aux Lumieres [the Enlightenment]. Ses adversaires, les croyants et les superstieux etc., sont les "Dims" [ obtus, litt. sombres, sans eclat].

Wikipedia a deja 12 articles, de Catala au Svensk.
Mais ce qu'on n'explic pas, c'est la difference du mouvement Humaniste, mouvement anti-religieux a tue-tete, qui au Royaume-Uni n'a que quelques 2-3000 adherents, dont Mr Dawkins.

Evidemment les Brights ou les Humanistes n'ont jamais lu l'article 18 de la Dec. Univ. des Droits Humains.

Le mot Bright a ete choisi a l'instar de "gay". Mais gay n'a pas un mot oppose pejoratif, puisque le mot anglais "straight" [rime avec Kate] veut dire "pas perverti", c-a-d ennuyeux, sans imagination, le "bourgeois" de J.P. Sartre, mais pas stupide.

Le prof. John Gray de Londres argue tres interessament contre les Lumieres, qu'il accuse d'etre Utopiste, et donc d'avoir produit les mouvements totalitaires, qui veulent imposer l'Utopie a feu et a sang, ce justifiant par appel a leurs systemes "scientifiques".

Sapientia. (Interlingua)

Del Tao Te Ching (Dao Dac Ging a Hong Kong)

In l'antiquita, les personas cum abilita in la Via abeva subtilita miraculosa et penetratio mystica,

si profond que es impossible comprender.

Red Ken, the BBC & having a go

Another murder in Hackney, inner north London. A Congolese refugee, married father of 2 young children, confronts a dozen yobboes & is stabbed to death. This causes a great wave of emotion.

A curiosity. On the BBC1 news for London, at 1.30 pm, Tuesday, they show a video of "Red" Ken Livingstone, popular mayor of London, saying people shouldn't "have a go" , bu t call the cops. In other words, altho' Ken is always telling us how safer we are under his mayorship, it's dangerous to challenge out-of-control yobboes. This video was repeated at 10.30 pm.

There is NOT A SINGLE reference to this on the Internet! Not on the Beeb website. Nor in the paper editions of the Times & Daily Wail.Nor the Mirror. Yet the question of whether criminals now control our streets, and must not be challenged, is surely important.

Election en Autriche. Landesrat.

L'election pour le Landesrat (pron Londesrot) du dimanche. 183 mandats. Seuil 4pc. Derniere election 2002.

Socio-Democrates (centre-gauche) 36 (37)pc 68 (61) mandats
Parti Populaire (centre-droite) 35 (42) 66 (79)
Parti de la Liberte (droite) FPOe 11 (10) 21 (18)
"Verts" (gauche) 10 ( 9) 20 (17)
Alliance Avenir (neo-Nazi) BZOe 4 ( - ) 8 ( 8)
- Une scission du Parti de la Liberte, y inclus le Dr Joerg Haida (!)

Liste du Dr Martin 3 (-) 0
Un drole de mec. Il est contre le gaspillage de l'UE. Bon. Mais il espionne ceux qu'il soupconne, et fait des accusations personnelles pas toujours bien fondees. Dommage.

This week's fatuity. (Anglais/francais)

I thought I'd try and post a fatuity once a week. Here's one I heard on the Today prog. of Radio Guardian (a.k.a. R4).

Church of England bishop/vicar : "The Scriptures tell us God is neither male nor female."
Oh they do, do they???

What about the prayer to "Our Father"? What about "the Lord's my Shepherd"? And not "the Lady's my shepherdess".

Worst of all, what about the popular hymn -
Dear Lord and Father of mankind
Forgive our foolish ways.

Is that to be banned? Torn out of the hymn books?

@@@ Eveque/pretre de l'Eglise d'Angleterre (eglise officielle) a la BBC : Les Ecritures nous enseignent que Dieu n'est ni masculin, ni feminin. - Ah bon?

Et le Paternotre? Et le Psaume - Le seigneur est mon berger. Et pas "La Seigneure est ma bergere".

Schweiz/Suisse/Svizzera/Svizra. - 20 paroli in Romantsch

il uffant - il bambino; l'enfant, Friulan 'bambin'
il genitur - le parent (pere/mere). Ital genitore
la chasa - la maison; la casa; Friul chase. Apparement ch=sch
il cudesch - il libro; le livre. Ce mot 'cudesch' semble unique
la dunna - la femme; la donna; Lat. domina 'la dame'

ina - una
emprim/pruem = premier, primo, ersht
l'agid - il aiuto, l'aide, Friul jutori
dumengia - domenica, dimanche
ha scrit - ha scrit(to), a ecrit

oz - oggi, aujourd'hui, esp. hoy
la minoritad
ingun - ninguno, aucun
il poevel - il popolo, ang. people, gal. pobl
il dret uman - il dirito umano, le droit humain

la ledscha - la legge, la loi.fr, esp la ley
il lavur - il lavoro, le travail/la labeur, ang. labor, gal llafur (pron. hlavir)
aigna - proprio, propre. le seul mot qui semble etre de l'allemand (eigen)
savair - sapere. savoir.fr

Gangsters - choirboys with guns

From the Polly Toytown dictionary.

Los gangsters - ninyos de cor con armas de fuego.

Die Gangsters - bewaffnete Chorknaben. (Seid nett zu ihnen - die brauchen nua Verstaendnis)

(Scots) - choirbairns wi' guns.

(Sv) Sangbarn med boessar. (We are obliged to our learned Viking friend, Mr Morten/Martein Svendsen for the correction. His website has our highest recommendation.)

DUDH/UDHR. Article 20(2) in Esperanto, Interlingua etc.

Necun pot' esser obligat a pertiner a un associatio. (Interlingua)

Nemiu estu devigit' aparten' al asocio. (Esperanto)

On ne darfas koaktur ulu apartener ad asociuro. (Ido - rarement si different de l'Esperant0)

Homo nemo, ut congregationi intersit, potest cogi.
(Latin) intersit=appartenir, blong. congregatio < grex "troupeau, Herde".

Nolu n'pout-esse fwerci de fe parteye d'ine association. (Wallon - le francais des Belgico). fe=faire

Keinem tor men zwingen, zu wern a Mitglitt vun wosser-nit-is Varbont. (Yiddish, deitsh-geshribben). tor=darf

Nimmen mei twonged wurde, om by in feriening te hearren. (Frisk/Friesisch von NL, oder West-Friesish.) in = een

Eingin kann veidha noyddur at vera limur i felag. (Foroysk) limur - cf. the limb (le membre). felag cf. the fellow (le compagnon)

Engen mann maa neydha til adh veri felagi. (Islensk)

Canada. Le King Ralph Klein s'en va

Apres 12 ans, le P.M. d'Alberta, le Tory Ralph Klein, va partir. On nous assure.

Et bien sur certains blogueurs celebrent deja. C'etait un dzictateur. C'est vous dzire, il est elu en 2004. Mais la campagne electorale n'etait pas tres mouvementey.

Oui, mais quand meme on etait libre de voter ou Liberal ou P.N-D. (Parti de la gauche novlanguiste.) Si les "Grits" ne reussissent pon a battre un Bleu, c'est pas forcement un dzictateur.

GB. "In care"

There are 60,000 children in care i.e. in the care of social workers. Every year 6,000 are dumped - yes, dumped - on the street. A quarter become homeless. Most have no educational qualifications.

On ly 1 in a 100 goes to university. As against 40+ in a 100 for the general population.

All this depressing stuff according to Harriet Sargeant of the Centre for Policy Studies (centre-right).

If the Government can't look after the very unfortunate children in its care, why the hell should we give it more power over children still living with their parents?

(Traitement des enfants de l'Assistance public brittanic.)

GB. Magna Carta & torture

The official Public Relations for Britain is this nice law-abiding little country, based on Magna Carta.

What, then, to think of the revelations in the current trial of 7 British Army torturers in Iraq? First up, the Corporal Payne (or corporeal pain), who particularly enjoyed beating up someone he called "Grandad" - at one point, if you can believe it, actually trying to gouge out his eyes with his fingers!
Luckily, he failed.

So where was Magna Carta? Where was Habeas corpus? Where were all these great Anglo-Saxon laws?

Suede. Les elections. Resultats.

Moderes 97 (55)
Centre (Fermiers) 29 (22)
Parti Populaire (Lib) 28 (48) Peut-etre un rajustement - en 1998 ils n'avait que 17 sieges
Chretiens 24 (33)

Democrates sociaux 130 (144) Semi-fascistes
Parti de la gauche 22 (30) Euphemisme pour communiste. En 2006!
Milieu 19 (17) Verts pales - amis des communistes, qui ont
empoisonne l'URSS (Lac Baikal etc.)