jeudi, avril 24, 2008

Volapuyk nun 116,300 yegeds!

Esperanto - 97 700 yegeds! (Doch sind die Sprant-yegeds meestens lenger).

Und dies alles ohne ein ordentliches Werterbuch.

It's a mad, mad, mad world.

lundi, avril 14, 2008

14.04.08

1917 Morto de dr Esperanto.

1931 Espanya: Proklamado de la Dua Hispaniko Respubliko. Collapso 1939.
A pesar de la ayuda de don George Orwell y el POUM (Partido Obrero de Unificacion Marxista).

Hier/i gaar. La maman de Harry Potter se manifeste contre les massacres au Soudan. Pas necessaire. George Clooney avait condamne les Ganjaweed dans les termes les plus strictes. Donc, les Ganjaweed etaient tout de suite devenus des pacifistes.

L'ordre regne au Soudan.

jeudi, avril 03, 2008

Volapuek et explosio Cambriano

Wikipedia har en artikel paa Kambrianisk-tid av tre sider! (For 542 m. aar) Den var upphav til blomstring av djuren-liv.

Forfatteren er gal! Forbringe mange timer paa en artikel, som 10 menn i verlden kan lese!

(Jest paa Wikip. artikel paa Kambrianski-vremja av 3 stranits.

Galne Wikipedia muzh! Mange chasi paa artikel, shto 10 muzhi i maailmaa kan chitom!)

lundi, mars 31, 2008

Russenorsk calendar

April 1 (Ostermond) - Oni stettum Lucifer ut pa hemel. (Luzifer utm Himl gestoten.)

April 2, 1792 - $ obligatorisk

-1974 Pres. Pompidou.fr mjertvi.

- 2005 Johan Paulus, 264e Papst, doed.

April 3, 1882. En man ubitom Jesse James, fir $5000. (=$500 000 sevodnia?)

April 4, 1581. Francis Drake jest "sir" paa Golden Hinde paa Deptford, London.

April 5. Ching Ming. Paska paa Kina. Folk besukom grob.

- 1955. Sir W. Churchill finito paa Pervi-Minister

April 6, 2005. Doed paa Rainier 3 de Monaco. (Grace Kelly doed paa 1982)

April 7, 1947. Henry Ford doed. On var fondator paa Fordism.

April 8, 1973. Picasso muerto.

April 9, 1940. Hitlaa befriom Dk & Noreg av galne muzh Churchill.

April 10,1240. Llewellyn Fawr (Hlewehlen Vaur), Prinz paa Wales, doed.

jeudi, mars 27, 2008

Les villes les plus cheres

1 - Londres£££££££££££££££££££££.English
2 - Oslo................................. Scan.
3 - Dublin/Baile atha Cliath.......... English
4 - Copenhagen/Koenhaun>>>>>>>>>Scan
5 - New York/Nuevo York.............English/Espanyol
6 - Zurich::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::German
7 - Geneve/Genf......................... French .
8 - ToKyo//////////////////////only non Indo-Euro
9 - Paris---------------------------------- French
--- Helsingfors#####################Finnish
11 Luxembourg/Letzeburg+++++++++++French/German
12 Stockholm.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Scan
13 Vienna/Wien~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~German
22 Berlin@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@German

Iceland under the cosh

Chickens are coming home to roost for the bold Northmen. It never seemed likely that the boom could be sustained by overvaluing the Stock Exchange of a nation of 300 000.

Now the lending rate is 15%, which would cause hysteria in Britain, although with inflation at 7% this is not so bad as it seems.

According to the FT, the "value" of the banks alone is 10 times GDP. Savvy shareholders will be selling quick. Which will accelerate the panic.

Soon Iceland's main income will be from Bjoerk's record sales; particularly the track with the Greenland Ladies Choir.

FT: En nasjon som drivs some en hedge fund.

jeudi, mars 13, 2008

Norway saves Liverpool - L 3 IM 0.

Liverpool battle on. Thanks to the trolls.

The trolls were very concerned about Liverpool's problems. They went into solemn session in their mainland capital of Bjoerkvinmonopolet (which they mangles as Bergen.)

They came up with a solution. Have the referee be a Norwegian psychologist. They rang their contacts at UEFA and blackmailed them. Easy.

He then refereed the match and sent off an innocent man. Plus, as a psychologist, he played mind games with the innocent I-ties. Liverpool win 2-0 on the night and Rafa lives a little longer.

Probably he's a follower of Transactional Analysis and well familiar with Eric Berne's "Games People Play". (Spiele der Erwachsenen/ Les jeux et les hommes)

In another crime, the trolls had the Chief Constable of Manchester murdered. They lured him to Mt Snowdon/Yr Eryri and faked a "suicide". Then they fed the media with stories that he was a Casanova and this is the reason for the "suicide". (Why? Exhaustion?) That's what you get if you interfere with the troll controlled rackets.

-- What music do they like? Trock & troll.

dimanche, mars 02, 2008

Bono consilio. Ein gutes Rat.

Bonum est homini, mulierem non tangere. I Cor 7:1

Mulier : Frau, fru, meuf, femina, nainen etc.

Russenoshk : Horosh paa muzh, njet bereren madam.

lundi, février 18, 2008

Liverpool 1-2 Barnsley

How much longer can Rafa survive?

Meanwhile Man Utd beat Premier team after Premier team. And they have sir Alec Fergie. He's not English, but at least he's British. Och aye.

Late news: L 2-0 I.M. Rafa survives a little longer. Odd fact/fatto curioso : Inter have only won the EuroCup 2ce : 64 & 65. AC, however, have won 7 times.

samedi, février 09, 2008

Wikipedia : un entrata forsan unic

E tempore de scriber un poco in Interlingua.

E 2 linguas per un entrata su il concepto islandesa de "hreppur" (municipio).

Islandese et ....Nochhon. Et iste lingua e : il Chechen. Una combinatio unic?

jeudi, février 07, 2008

Canadian PM turns against Mr Bush

Even the Conservative Canadian P.M., Mr Steven Harper, has turned against George Bush, admired by hip-hop gangster 50 Cent as a really cool fellow gangster. Exasperated by Gangster One's bully-boy tactics. Such as ignoring the NAFTA agreement and attempting to prevent Canadian wood exports to the US and being obstructive on the Canadian border in the name of security and the War of Terror. Mr Harper, not known for his green credentials, is even taken aback by Gangster 1's rejection of any green initiatives. So Mr Harper is looking forward to the next President.

Meme le P.-M. canadien, M. Steven Harper, tourne contre Georges Bush, le modele a imiter du gangster hip-hop, 50 Cent. Exaspere par les attitudes tyranniques de Gangster 1. P.ex., d'ignorer le traite NAFTA et tenter d'interdire le bois franc canayen d'entrer aux Etats. Et d'etre obstructif sur la frontiere au nom de la "Securite" et la Guerre de terreur. M. Harper, peu connu pour ses bonnes intentions ecolo, critique Gangster 1 pour sa rejection de toute initiative verte.
Alors M. Harper va accueiller le prochain president avec soulagement.

The world's oldest woman? La mulher plus ancian?

According to the increasingly unreliable Guinness, the world's oldest oldie is 115 and American.
But according to the Spanish equivalent of the Guardian (posh left), El Pais, it's a 116 year old gypsy woman living in a shanty town in Sevilla (Andalucia).

Her ID card shows she was born in Granada (Andalucia) in 1892, but the date of the ID card is not given.

The area is full of rubbish & rats. The Council have offered her family a £400,000 house but they are suspicious because it has only a 6 month lease and they think once she dies, they will be evicted and unwelcome back in the shanty town.



El Pais, Saturday 2/2. (the double 2, for any Chinese readers)

mercredi, février 06, 2008

Bergen is really Bjoergvin

I discovered recently that the most serene Hanseatic city should really be called Bjoergvin. The trolls mangle Norsk and say it Bergen. Because they prefer Stadin Slangi of Helsingfors.

But many young Bergeners call it "Bjoerkvin", imagining it is named after the great Icelandic/Eskimo, one of the three looniest women inna world, with Yoko Ono & Susan Sarandon.

vendredi, janvier 18, 2008

Blue alert! Scousers in Bergen!! Achtung Achtung!!!

The people & trolls of Bergen (Noreg) should stay home on 13th February, when 1000 Everton thugs will be invading.

vendredi, janvier 11, 2008

Trolls sack Mr Allardyce

For a long time, Norse trolls have controlled Newcastle Utd. & it wasn't a big surprise when they decided to get rid of Sam Allardyce.

It appears thet they want to replace him with Harry Redknapp of Pompey. Well, if that's what they want, there's not much you can do about it.

Odd fact: in the "adult" comic Viz, the Magpies appear as Fulchester Utd. Best players, Billy the Fish in goal & an Amerindian princess.

More hypocrisy from The Independent

The left-liberal Indy has as its front page an attack on this ghastly Indian car, the Tata Nano.

Needless to say, it also features the following ads:-

Polo Match
Mitsubishi
Toyota Auris
Honda Civic
Kreisler

N'est-ce pas merveilleux?

mercredi, janvier 09, 2008

Is British cool making a comeback?

Looking at the German charts, 4 of the top 15 CDs are British.
Back to black (natch), Led Zep (groan), (Capt.)James Blunt*, and Katie Melua (British/Caucasian).
Too bad our modern groups are rubbish.

4 of the non-fiction(Sachbuecher) are British.
The Guinness; Eric Clapton; Tv-Chef Jamie Oliver (bet they can't understand his London accent); and Prof. Dawkins (der Gotteswahn).

1 of the fiction books is Brit - #1 - Guess who & the Dethly Hallos.

*The only British officer to have topped the American charts.

mardi, janvier 08, 2008

SCUM Manifesto

Foreningen for a skjaere opp menn. (Ffasom)

Foereningen foer att skaera upp maen.

Yhteisoe miesten nujertamiseksi. (YMN)

Ha-agudah l-kitsits ha-gever. (Hebraeish)

Alliance pour dechiqueter les hommes.

lundi, janvier 07, 2008

Politics. Lily-white Liberals.

The British Liberal Democrats (LDP, as only I call them) have 62 MPs. How many are non-white? Go on, guess.

0. None. Nada. &, yes, it is 2008. This is the high-and-mighty LDP that attacks the Tories for racism when they suggest that the New Labour regime has consistently lied to us about immigration.

Worth remembering when the LDP refers grandly to some mythical British tradition of tolerance, going back to Magna Carta (which they've obviously never read), and ignoring problems like slavery, the Empire, no votes for women till 1919, child slavery during the industrial revolution etc.