mardi, mai 22, 2007

Australia, drought & stupidity

Nice to know Britain's not unique in stupidity about elementary economics.

In the land of Oz, a report has just been issued presenting the current drought as - a business opportunity! Those few areas where there is a good water supply will become sought-after areas for houses! Money money money!

Areas such as Hobart, in Tasmania, and surprisingly Perth on the west coast.

Just one thing - to buy the new house, you usually sell the old house. Since that will be in a dry area, you'll have to sell it cheap, or not at all.

Seems the Ozzie press, like the British, is so dazzled by the idea of PROFIT that they lose all wisdom.

Source: Google News, Oz, various papers.

samedi, mai 12, 2007

Eco footprint/ empreinte eco Top 20. 2003

1 UAE (Emirats)
2. USA
3. Suomi/Finland
4. Canada
5. Koweit
6. Australia
7. Eesti/Estonie
8. Sweden
9. New Zealand
10. Norway / Noreg
11. Danmark
12. France
Belgium/Lux
UK
15. Espanya
16. Suisse/Schweiz/Svizzera/Svizra
17. Ellas / Grece
18. Eire / Irish Rep.
19. Oesterreich / Autriche
20. Czechia

mardi, mai 08, 2007

Crime. Murders in Britain April 29- May 5

Sunday 29

Hayling Island, south. Male, 17. Stabbed.
Bootle, Liverpool. Man, 43. Beaten.
Exeter, west. Boy, 4. Stabbed.

Monday 30. Man (eccentric) 66. Beaten. Wigan, nr Manchester

Tuesday 1 May
Gorton, Manchester 18. Black girl, 12, shot by brother, 16.
Town centre, Nottingham. Man, 40, stabbed. 16 y.u. arrested

Wen. 2d Newcastle. Male, 16, holder of ASBO, stabbed by two youths.

Thurs 3d
Llanelli, Wales. Female, 16. 2 arrests
Lewisham, SE 6. Man, 24, shot.

Friday 4th
East Yorkshire. Female, 26. 2 accused.
Sheffield, S. Yorkshire. Man, 36.
Stafford, Midlands. Man, 24.

Saturday 5/5
Croydon, S. London. 2 children, 5 months & 4 years. African woman, 23, detained under Mental Health Act. Police have yet to explain what happened. Family from Ivory Coast, W. Africa.

Derry/Doire, Ulster. Man, 42, killed by gang.
Islington, N.1. Asian taxi-driver, 41, killed by 2 passengers.

Total currently 16. This is average for a week. There are 800 murders a year.

Male 12. Female 4.
England 14. Wales 1. Ulster 1. Scotland 0.
White 12. Black 3. Asian 1.

Noticeably there were no killings associated with young black gangs, which have alarmed newspaper readers earlier in the year.

mercredi, mai 02, 2007

Crime. Murders in Britain April 22-28

This is an attempt to examine the types of murder there are. How many involve guns; how many are of "gays" - "gays" claim that they are frequently murdered by "homophobes" but produce no statistics. This first week is incomplete. I hope subsequent weeks will be more complete.

White males unless stated

Sunday 22nd

Toxteth, Liverpool 8. Man, 50.
Perth, Scotland. Man, 51.

Monday 23rd. Penrith, NW England. Small town. Man, 22

Tuesday 24th. Lewes jail, South England. Man, 20, there for only 5 days. Cell-mate, 25, accused.

Wed. 25th
East London. Asian woman, 32. African, 37, accused.
Ilford, East London. Baby, 6 months. Father accused.
Stockton, N.W. England. Man, 35. Man, 37, accused.

Thursday 26th
Rhondda valley, Wales/Cymru. Man, 23
Glasgow. Teenager, 16.
Crewe, NW England. Mother, 56. Son accused

Friday 27.
Bury St. Edmunds. East. Small town. Man, 20. Several arrests.
Brixton, London S.W.2. African, 20. Shot. Police seeking 4 youths.
Belvoir, Belfast. Man, 58. Stabbed.

Saturday 28
Woolwich, S.E. 18. Man stabbed.
Irvine, Scotland. Small town. Man, 46.
Beeston, Leeds. Man, 38.

mercredi, avril 18, 2007

Suomalainen. New Lordy song

Ja mina nain, ja katso

hallava hevonen

ja sen selassa istava KUOLEMA

ja TUONELA seurasi hanen mukanaan....

(repete sevral duzn times)

Se, en vit hest. Oc mannen som satt paa den
hans namn var Doeden
oc Doedsriket foeljde
med honom

mercredi, avril 11, 2007

Close encounters of the Third Reich

Adolf H. is back in a UFO. And he's twice as bad.

Starring George W. Bush as Satan.

Music by Swedish deth metal band Nihilgeddon.

jeudi, avril 05, 2007

Ghana's 50th anniversary of F R E E D O M

Aside from hunger, poverty, disease, massacres, and general despair, the Republic of Ghana is the model third world democracy.

Rod Liddle, Sunday Times. (Sacked by the BBC, so a Good Bloke)

A part le faim, la pauvrete, la maladie, les massacres, et le desespoir general, la Republique de Ghana est le parangon d'une democracie du Tiers Monde.

lundi, mars 26, 2007

Discovery : Altern beginnt shon in der Wiege.

Shock-Entdeckung vom "Spiegel". Aber wie viele Babys shlafen noch in einer Wiege?


(On commence a vieillir dans son berseau. Man boerjar vaere gammel paa Vuggen.)

http://intermosvends.blogspot.com//

vendredi, mars 23, 2007

Slovio. Zvestia.com - Nachrichten/News

Cxehju guver, kontrolitju ot USA-ju marionetnikis, podporijt tut plan, no potrebit soglosie Parlamentuf, gde podkupilju marionetnikis ne imajut perevazxie (perevazxnost?).

Die Tshechishe Regierung, kontrolliert von den USA Marionetten, understutzt diesen Plan, aber braucht die Einstimmung vom Parlament, wo die gekaufte Marionnetten nicht die Ueberwicht haben.

El governo Chec, dominado por marionettes de los USA, sostene eso Plan, pero necesita el accuerdo dels Cortes, donde los marionettes no tenen la superioridad.

@ Finzemju proti-slaviansk rasist Ahtisaari hotjit nezavisost dla Kosovo.

Der finnishe anti-Slawisha Rassist Ahtisaari will die Unabhaengigkeit von Kosovo.

samedi, mars 17, 2007

Medilingua & Rudy Giulani

A new site, Mondo in Medilingua. To illustrate Medilingua, a development of Novial, and thus related to the other Latin-based languages.

It mentions You-Tube and videos of presidential candidates, incl. Signor Rudolfo Giulani. Who's bad luck. He was in New York for the 9-11 and London for the double 7 (2005). If he's elected, what'll happen to Washington?

mercredi, mars 14, 2007

General. Un hom remplace un altro.

El novo hero su los billetes de banco de £20 es Adam Smith, el economo escoces.
El remplace Edward Elgar, el compositor ingles.

Una lectriza del "Guardian" (izkierda liberal) se insurga contra. Es un altro hom!

Sed un lector la corrige. Es sempre una muler en els billetes. Es Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. La parasita maxima.

vendredi, mars 02, 2007

Fotball. Manchester United - joueurs par pays

chez Reading Royals. 2-3 Coupe anglais T5. (pron. Redding). + a Liverpool 0-1

1 Edwin van der Sar - Nederland [van der Star] . Meme
4 Gabriel Heinze - Arhentina ...................................Gary Neville - England
5 Rio Ferdinand - England/black .............................Le meme
6 Wes Brown - England .............................................Patrice Evra - France
9 Louis Saha - France/black ....................................Christiano Ronaldo - Portugal
13 Ji-Sung Park - Coree du sud ...............................Wayne Rooney - England/Liverpool
20 Ole G. Solskjaer - Noreg/bokmaal [Sunny] .....Ryan Giggs - Wales/Cymru
22 John O'Shea - Irlande ..........................................Sub. - goal
23 Kieran Richardson - London S.E. .......................Nemanya Vidic - Serbie
24 Darren Fletcher - Scotland/Alba .......................Michael Carrick - England
27 Mikael Silvestre - France/ouest [Mickey] ........Paul Scholes (renvoi 85e)
.......................................................................................Henrik Larsson (dernier march)
sub Wayne Rooney - Liverpool

lundi, février 26, 2007

Nynorsk. Afghanistan.

1747 - Sjoelvstendig stat. I 360 aar etter er det framleis ein eigen stat, men det meste er styrt utanfraa.

1880 - Dr Watson vundet paa skulder paa slakten av Maiwand.
- Britene libererer Kabul og setter den paa brand.

1979 - Sovjetisk "liberasjon"

1989 - Russkis go home

1992 - Nordisk Samling libererer Kabul av Najibullah kommunist-regjeringen

1996 - Islamisk Emirat (Taliban - "studentene") (lignende Kristelig Folkpartiet)

7.10.01 Amerikansk leia angrep

2004 Ny regjering

2005 Landet valde eit Parlament

jeudi, février 22, 2007

Old English. Canada

Canada is land in tham Nordamerican. This land hafth 32 millionena manna.

Theodlic Cwide: A mari usque ad mare. (Laden : Of sae to sae.)
Theodlic ymen : "O Canada".
Ambihtkicu sprac : Niwe English and Frencish.
Heafodstol Ottowa. Heafodburg Toronto.

Leodweard : Gemotlice thinggeweald.
Cyninge : Elisabeth II.
Forma Thegn : Stephen Harper (Tory).

Awfastnes : Cristendom.

Braadnes : 9.985.000 km2. Waeter :9 %

Menniscu : 30 millionena buenda. Thiccnes : 3,5 buend/km2

Selfdom of Geaanlahtum Cynerice : 1 Maedmonath, 1867.

mardi, février 20, 2007

Premio Nobel por Labor pacific

Mi DYNAMITE, plus k mille tractatos, ducera 'l pace. Qando les homins ha comprendit k'armeas completes pote ser annihilits, on va continuar a viver in pace auree.

Alfred Nobel 1833-96 (63 ans).

Interlingua, dialect de London.

tractato : Vertrag, treaty. armea : Heer, army, ejercito. auree : golden, de oro

++ La pace a traves le terror mutual. W.S. Churchill, dels armas nuclears.

lundi, février 12, 2007

Prediction. For April

From 5th April, 40 000 unemployed who claim that they can't speak English will have their benefits cut, unless they sign up for English classes. Prediction:

OH NO THEY WON'T.

English classes for immigrants are already freely available. The Gumn, as usual, is talking about making them available, as if they'd never heard of them.

The Gumn (Government) is continually threatening to cut people's benefits, even by only a small amount. For instance, for anti-social families. But they never dare and it's soon forgotten in Britn, where the average person has the memory of a 3 year old (except for showbiz, natch).

samedi, février 10, 2007

Mauretanie. Esclavage ou pas esclavage?

Les Wikipedies ne semblent pas sures de ce qui se passe dans cette ancienne colonie francaise, en Afric de l'ouest. Si l'esclavage persiste ou pas.

Selon la version espagnole, il "fue definitivamente abolido en 1980".

La version italienne ne le mentionne pas. Mais elle remarque "la tensione e ancora una delle principali caracteristiche della vita politica."

Portugues : Em 1982, foi a ultima pais a abolir a escrividao.

Neerlands: in 1981 werd officieel de slaverny afgeschaft.
L'Afrikaans n'en dit rien, mais elle fait mention de les "Haratin", "voormalige slawe".

Les versions scandinaves n'en dit mot.

Dans l'article "Sklaverei in Mauretanien" - Es gibt Beispiele von "humaner" Behandlung.

Il semble bien probable que l'esclavage existe encore, et que l'ONU etc. ne s'interessent pas le moins du monde.

mardi, janvier 23, 2007

Nuncyclopedia news

G W Bush commits self to do evil, new stratamaggy.

iPhone big hit among welthy & stupid.

Footbrawl : Beckham moves to Reykjavik Galaxy (Mafia-owned)

G W Bush statement : all our bases are berong to Ar Qaeda.

Quran : I'll cast terror in the hearts of all those who don't believe. (8:12 "Al-Anfal", according to BARS - British Army Rumor Service)

Norway : Norwegian children still being born evil. Still, this makes it easy to replace dead members of Deth Metl bands.

Suomi Finland: True Finn party campains to ban Stadin Slangi. Claims it is secret language of Swedish Finns.

Strindberg says :

Jag avskyr folk som har hundar. De er kujoner som inte har mod nog at bita sjaelva.

kujon (rar) - Feigling, lache, coward.

Iraq. This urgent surge will purge the insurgent scourge.

El comentar del revista Private Eye sobre l'envoi de 20 000 Gringos en Iraq.