SCUM Manifesto

Foreningen for a skjaere opp menn. (Ffasom)

Foereningen foer att skaera upp maen.

Yhteisoe miesten nujertamiseksi. (YMN)

Ha-agudah l-kitsits ha-gever. (Hebraeish)

Alliance pour dechiqueter les hommes.

Politics. Lily-white Liberals.

The British Liberal Democrats (LDP, as only I call them) have 62 MPs. How many are non-white? Go on, guess.

0. None. Nada. &, yes, it is 2008. This is the high-and-mighty LDP that attacks the Tories for racism when they suggest that the New Labour regime has consistently lied to us about immigration.

Worth remembering when the LDP refers grandly to some mythical British tradition of tolerance, going back to Magna Carta (which they've obviously never read), and ignoring problems like slavery, the Empire, no votes for women till 1919, child slavery during the industrial revolution etc.

Encore Amy Jade

Grace a ses exploits, Amy Jade a reussi a vendre le plus des albums au Royaume Uni en 07 avec son "Retour au noir" (plus de 1.500.000 vendus). Il a aussie ete tres populaire en Norge/Noreg, avec plus de 55 vendus.

Mais les trolls continuent a la poursuivre avec leur marie-jeanne.

Wikipedia in Interlingua - articulos plus longe

XML 3 pp (et altros similares)

Planeta (12 lines). Stella. Venus 7 ll. (non "Sol", solament 3 ll.)

le latino
Roma (8 ll, + 7 montes)
Italia (7 ll)
Francia 4 pp
Norvegia (3ll + nul points)
SUA/USA 2 pp

Biblia (24 ll)
J. Cristo 4 pp
Libro de Mormon - 3 Nephi (trata de la venita de JC in America!).

Primates 5pp Zoologia 2pp Esser human 1p

Philippinas 1 Algeria 1

Einstein 1 Bolivar 3 Faraday 1 Planck 1 Nobel 3

BBC English

According to a newsreader on BBC-tv 24

"He was prosecuted for allowing his hands to chase a fox." (i.e. hounds)

The oh-so-mighty BBC also pronances (sic) "flotation" and "flirtation" the same. As in "a new flirtation on the stock exchange".

Further, "showery" is always pronanced "Sharry", as if some new girl's name.

"Round" & "Rand" are pronanced the same.

& our beloved comrade-leader is referred to as Mr Brann, as if he were a (troll-controlled) Norse football team.

P.S. Bush is Satan.

The new Messiah

Over 2000 supportere marsjerte fra en pub til Anfield, Liverpool, for a markere sin stoette.

De bar ikonbilder av manageren, don Rafael Benitez, som ga opptoget et naermest religioest uttrykk.

Coming soon: the feeding of the 50,000.

Novparl is Tim Robson

In case anyone tries to trace me on the Internet, I am the Tim Robson who has hung round Sutton borough since time immemorial and er used to be in LYMe and er work for BTS & Peter Dominic and has a beard & glasses and used to be obsessed with Monty Python and ride rather scruffy motorbikes and er....

Pay-Pal is Pay-Troll

Saturday's Guardian (London) criticises Pay-Pal for its reluctance to pay out. Pay-Pal is plugged by e-bay as supposedly safe. But it doesn't pay out for cancelled tickets.

This is important in Bergen, Norvey, where English acts,tho' booked, rarely appear. For instance, the Stones were due to play there on 6.6.6. But the trolls made them all fall out of trees. Those who'd paid by Pay-Pal got nothing back.

When Amy Winebar was due to appear, the trolls sent a case of beer to her hotel room. She decided to drink it down then go on stage. But the trolls had replaced the good Norse beer with Swedish beer. After she had drunk it all, she was too ill to appear. Again, those who had paid for tickets by Pay-Pal had paid the trolls.

Rafa is finito

Es con grande tristeza que anunciamos el departe de don Rafael Benitez, el "coach" de Liverpool.

He has just announced on BBC Radio 4 that he has the full confidence of the 'Pool board. In English terms, that means he will soon be replaced.

Odd fact: Mr Martin Svendsen, the Sage of Bergen, is banned from all English football grounds because of his attempts to influence the English league by troll magic, in the interests of Liverpool F.C. - These have worked so well that unless 'Pool beat Beshiktas tonite, they're out of the Champs League.

Nelson Mandela est mort

Aux dires de M. Georges "Satan" Bush, M. Mandela est mort. Selon lui, Saddam "a tue tous les Mandela". Etrange , vu que M'sieu est Xhosa et non Iraqi.

Cette citation n'apparait sur Google News que dans un seul endroit. Mais la video est deja sur You-Tube plusieurs fois. & no wonder.

A joke. Which footballer do German blacks fear most?

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Tolstoi & Esperanto

A little known fact is that Leo Tolstoy was a keen supporter of Esperanto. Unfortunately he appears not to have written in it, except for one lettre.

Tolstoy was also very keen on pacifism and vegetarienism, and believed that anyone who didn't agree with him should be killed. For this reason, he has had a great influence on Norse Deth Metal and Jamaican artists such as Bounty Killer.

Nasty German girls win Weltpokal

Deutsche Maedels 2 : 0 Brasil Senhoritas.

The German Walkyries retain the Cup. But what a nasty team. Crunching tackles. Pointless kicks every time the Brasilian girlies came near them. Fruktaensvaert.

3/4 place. US Babes 4:1 Noreg.

The Norse blondies destroyed their morale by listening to Death Metal before the match. So all they wanted to do was play chess with death.

As for the British they lost 3-0 in the QFs to the US super-babes. Not surprising, given their habit of falling over every time anyone came near them.

A prediction for Burma/Myanmar

I can tell you that the hype will soon quiet down and be forgotten. Nothing will be done. Just like about Somalia, Zimbabwe, eastern Congo.....Indian untouchables. Who barely register on the radar...

I know this because I am a master of fantasmogarias. Which I learnt among the Death Metal Trolls of Finnmark.

Deutsche Frauen 11 Senyores argentinas 0

Ce resultat du Mondial feminin est peut-etre a mettre en relation avec la phrase du plus grand litterateur argentinien Jose Luis Borges:

El futbol es popular porque la estupidez es popular.

Evidemment les femmes argentiniennes ne sont pas stupides.

Mais au Royaume Uni on peut dire que l'estupidez es popular porque l'estupidez es popular.

Demi-finales: Deutschland 3-0 Norwegen Death Metal Babes . Brasileiras 4-0 USA Babes.

Naomi Klein, mrs Thatcher & the miners

Naomi Klein, the Canadian anti-capitalist ("No Logo" etc.) has revealed in the Guardian the real purpose of the Falklands War of 1982. It was to provoke British miners into a strike and then close down the mines. After winning the 1983 election thanks to a "Falklands Factor".

Only a few problems:

The Tory vote fell in 1983. The Tories only won thanks to the split in the opposition. (The belief the Tory vote rose substantially is a frequent myth.)

Winning a war doesn't guarantee victory. In 1945, Churchill was given the "order of the boot".

The miners strike was mishandled by the extreme leftist leader Arthur Scargill. He was clearly beaten after 6 months, but only went back after 12. & his extremism alienated many floating voters.

Why Ayaan Hirsi Ali is so anti-Moslem

Reading her rather obvious book the Caged Virgin, seems her real problem is not with Islam but with Somalis. Her mother, although educated, used to give her real beatings. Given that Somalia is the most violent country in the world (or, countries, since law and order has broken down and there are now several Somalias), and given the casual violence of Somalis in Britain, it seems likely that other Islams are less violent.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is of course the former Dutch MP (VVD) who has gone to the United Satans of Amerika as a refugee, the quiet, sensible Dutch being unable to protect their MPs from other Somalis.

"Green" Party fails again

Another 2 by-elections, another 2 failures for the Green-Grey Party.



"Little India" in West London : 3 %.



Sedgefield, North-east England, Mr Blair's old seat : 1%. The racist BNP got 9%. This despite the "help" of Derek Wall, male principal speaker and "pacifist" admirer of soldiers such as el coronel Chavez and el coronel Castro. Perhaps his confrontational language scared away potential voters?



Fact : in 2001 the Green-Greys saved only 10 deposits (minimum vote is 5%). 6 were in London and 4 in other mega-cities. The Green-Greys are terrified of the countryside.



by-election : election partielle.

Esperanto - a vulgar joke

Looking thru an old, boring pamphlet, "Ekrigardo al Budismo", I came on the phrase "Mi penis sanigi..."
which seemed to say "my penis was cured". However, after some research, I decided penis must come from the verb peni (French "peiner"), meaning "I tried to cure"....

Panic in Britain.

Britain is under attack from a few incompetent lunatics. Naturally, the famous British calm immediately disappears, and the TV is full of people reassuring us. The PM, the new Interior Minister, various "experts" on the TV News.

Luckily, the Spice Girls are to reform. Perhaps they can save us?

The police (known on Merseyside as "the busies") have made an arrest in Penny Lane, Liverpool. + 2 on Motorway 6.

How long before they're released without charge?