Token monthly posting

A) John Terry, capn of England, in trouble for adultery. What bothers me more is what I've complained about before, his greed. Example: he charged £10 000 for a guided tour of Chelsea stadium, then tried to forbid people from saying they'd paid him.

B) The Ulster (N. Ireland) coalition is threatening to break down. Between the IRA terrorists and the Protestant bigots. What's the betting it's a ploy to get yet more money out of us stupid English? If we promise them a few more billion, they'll suddenly discover that they can bear each other after all.

More moans next month.

On this day. 7.11.2005

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The Russian owner of Hearts of Midlothian (Edinburgh) appointed Graham Rix as manager. Graham Who? Who was just about to start as manager of semi-professional Crawley Town, a Div. 5 type team in south-east England (well south of the Danelaw).



It didn't work out.....

ON THIS DAY. Hodié.

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1792 Les révolutionnaires fransais victorieux à Jemappes, Belgique contre les Autrichiens.

1986 Alex "Fergie" Ferguson takes the reins at Man. United. But it's not until 1990 that he wins silver, namely the FA Cup. He is still there, becoming more and more obsessively anti-referee.

On this day. 7 October 2000

England 0-1 Deutschland. World Cup qualifying.

Last game at the old Wembley. Manager Kevin Keegan resigns, admitting that he doesn't have what it takes.

Irony : when Kev played for SV Hamburg, he was extremely popular with fans and media and was known as King Kevin Keegan.

Pensée du jour

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Le feminas es le futuro del football (ballon-pié). Joseph "Sepp" Blatter.

Anlaesslich del EM (Europaishe Meistershoft) de fi-filias in Suomi Finland, ecco mi predictions per le semi-finales:

Suomi, Deutshland (Meister), Sverige/Suecia, Nederland.

* Solament 50%! En effecto es D, NL, Pommia e Norgga, como le predictio (spaa) del senior Morten.

Island es presente per le primer vice. EUA es absente proque non es in Europa.

Ha solamente 2 paises de 12 qui non es in le norde, es dicer Francia e Italia.

Sept. 3 : SF 2:3 Anglia! + NL b. France. N b. S! (Were u watching, Abba!) + Deu.

Sept. 10 : FINAL @ Helsingfors: Deutschland 6 Pommies 2. (Were u watching, Winston!)

Un miracle pour le football anglais.

Nous sommes #7 dans la liste de FIFA! Enfin l'Angterre est bonne pour quelquechose. Vraiment on sait pas a quel saint se vouer!

Grazie grazié Signor Fab Cappelli! Heureusement on a pas un manageur british! Si oui, on serait #77.

La Ligue scandinave

29 Danmark
33 Svarje
46 Noregg
51 SF
93 Island
115 Eesti/Estland/Estonie
166 Faroes

Bon dernier a 202 est Papoua Nouveau Guinée, ou on préfere le rugby, l'Ozzie Rules Football, et le cannibalisme.

Update sur le Volapuk

La marche irrésistible du Vukipedia semble stoppée. Ya seulement 117.000 articles. En avril il y avait 116.000.

Un gag: Qui est le melior cantor in le Prima Liga anglese?
(Solutione plus tarde)

Les top-équipes anglaises en Islande

Selon le Morgunblad (conservateur, mais No. 1 au pays) les équipes les plus populaires en Islande sont:

Liverpool (US) - 33%
Man Utd (US) - 28%
Arsenal - 16
Chelsea (Mafia russe) - 6
Spurs - 5
Hammers (Icelandic bankrupts) - 3
Newcastle - seulement 2% en dépit de la proximité a la Scandinavie. Mais effectivement Glasgow/Glaschu est plus proche. Mais la il faut choisir entre Celtic (IRA) et Rangers (UDA - Ulster "Defence" Association.

13700 svaradh

Dagens Tanke

Rosenborg 5-3 Broendby

Norvege 2-2 Islande

Le petit "Hedge Fund" a réussi le nul avec la Noreg gigantesc! (16x plus grand)

Were you watching : -

Jens Stoltenberg
Morten from Aha
Henrik Ibsen
Ib Henriksen
Sven Mortensen
Socialistisk Venstreparti
Les trolls
GCF (Gay coalition of Finnmark)
Huckleberry Finnmark
Reverend M.K. Bondevik
Harald Hardrade
Haarlem Groo Bruteland
Skipper Worse

Predictably, l'Ang'terre a seulement réussi 2 buts contre les catalanophones d' Andorra. Avec un manager qui parle à peine l'anglais, c'est hardly surprising. Andorra sont 186e à la FIFA.

Heureusement ya Andy Murray, qui est dans le final à Vlissingen-Prairies. Mais lui, est écossais....

R.I.P. Liverpool

Est-elle la fin pour les Reds (de la Mersey - pas les vrais Reds, de Manchester)?

Presc 200 minutes pour scorer contre l'equipe tres modeste de Standard Liege/Luik.

Meme les SK Brann managed un goal contre la mighty Marseille.

Tout est perdu - sauf l'honneur.

John Terry - un vrai heros britannic

C'est bien que John Terry est capitaine du team. Quand cet honneur était announced, il a tout de suite fait part de sa pride a cette honneur et combien c' est important pour lui d'etre le leader du team.

Puis il a joué contre la Republic Cheque comme un imbécile absolu. Le team etait lucky de scramble un goal au last moment.

C'est comme cela au Royame Uni/UK. Ce qui est important est ce que vous dites. C'est beaucoup plus important de talk patriotic drivel than de gágner des matches et aller aux international Meisterschafts.

Football : Mort aux bigots

Saluez les heros de Kaunas (Latvie ou Litvanie) qui ont battu les bigots protestants de Glasgow Rangers.

Autre nouvelle de Latvie : Ventspils (D Wind spielt?) ont battu la SK Brann, avec leur massive support interlinguiste. C'est pas une surprise - Ventspils sont presc aussi fort comme Everton. Apres tout, ils ont un stade avec 3,200 places! Ce sont des GEANTS!

Norway saves Liverpool - L 3 IM 0.

Liverpool battle on. Thanks to the trolls.

The trolls were very concerned about Liverpool's problems. They went into solemn session in their mainland capital of Bjoerkvinmonopolet (which they mangles as Bergen.)

They came up with a solution. Have the referee be a Norwegian psychologist. They rang their contacts at UEFA and blackmailed them. Easy.

He then refereed the match and sent off an innocent man. Plus, as a psychologist, he played mind games with the innocent I-ties. Liverpool win 2-0 on the night and Rafa lives a little longer.

Probably he's a follower of Transactional Analysis and well familiar with Eric Berne's "Games People Play". (Spiele der Erwachsenen/ Les jeux et les hommes)

In another crime, the trolls had the Chief Constable of Manchester murdered. They lured him to Mt Snowdon/Yr Eryri and faked a "suicide". Then they fed the media with stories that he was a Casanova and this is the reason for the "suicide". (Why? Exhaustion?) That's what you get if you interfere with the troll controlled rackets.

-- What music do they like? Trock & troll.

Liverpool 1-2 Barnsley

How much longer can Rafa survive?

Meanwhile Man Utd beat Premier team after Premier team. And they have sir Alec Fergie. He's not English, but at least he's British. Och aye.

Late news: L 2-0 I.M. Rafa survives a little longer. Odd fact/fatto curioso : Inter have only won the EuroCup 2ce : 64 & 65. AC, however, have won 7 times.

Blue alert! Scousers in Bergen!! Achtung Achtung!!!

The people & trolls of Bergen (Noreg) should stay home on 13th February, when 1000 Everton thugs will be invading.

Trolls sack Mr Allardyce

For a long time, Norse trolls have controlled Newcastle Utd. & it wasn't a big surprise when they decided to get rid of Sam Allardyce.

It appears thet they want to replace him with Harry Redknapp of Pompey. Well, if that's what they want, there's not much you can do about it.

Odd fact: in the "adult" comic Viz, the Magpies appear as Fulchester Utd. Best players, Billy the Fish in goal & an Amerindian princess.

The new Messiah

Over 2000 supportere marsjerte fra en pub til Anfield, Liverpool, for a markere sin stoette.

De bar ikonbilder av manageren, don Rafael Benitez, som ga opptoget et naermest religioest uttrykk.

Coming soon: the feeding of the 50,000.

Rafa is finito

Es con grande tristeza que anunciamos el departe de don Rafael Benitez, el "coach" de Liverpool.

He has just announced on BBC Radio 4 that he has the full confidence of the 'Pool board. In English terms, that means he will soon be replaced.

Odd fact: Mr Martin Svendsen, the Sage of Bergen, is banned from all English football grounds because of his attempts to influence the English league by troll magic, in the interests of Liverpool F.C. - These have worked so well that unless 'Pool beat Beshiktas tonite, they're out of the Champs League.

Nasty German girls win Weltpokal

Deutsche Maedels 2 : 0 Brasil Senhoritas.

The German Walkyries retain the Cup. But what a nasty team. Crunching tackles. Pointless kicks every time the Brasilian girlies came near them. Fruktaensvaert.

3/4 place. US Babes 4:1 Noreg.

The Norse blondies destroyed their morale by listening to Death Metal before the match. So all they wanted to do was play chess with death.

As for the British they lost 3-0 in the QFs to the US super-babes. Not surprising, given their habit of falling over every time anyone came near them.