A joke. Which footballer do German blacks fear most?

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Tolstoi & Esperanto

A little known fact is that Leo Tolstoy was a keen supporter of Esperanto. Unfortunately he appears not to have written in it, except for one lettre.

Tolstoy was also very keen on pacifism and vegetarienism, and believed that anyone who didn't agree with him should be killed. For this reason, he has had a great influence on Norse Deth Metal and Jamaican artists such as Bounty Killer.

Nasty German girls win Weltpokal

Deutsche Maedels 2 : 0 Brasil Senhoritas.

The German Walkyries retain the Cup. But what a nasty team. Crunching tackles. Pointless kicks every time the Brasilian girlies came near them. Fruktaensvaert.

3/4 place. US Babes 4:1 Noreg.

The Norse blondies destroyed their morale by listening to Death Metal before the match. So all they wanted to do was play chess with death.

As for the British they lost 3-0 in the QFs to the US super-babes. Not surprising, given their habit of falling over every time anyone came near them.

A prediction for Burma/Myanmar

I can tell you that the hype will soon quiet down and be forgotten. Nothing will be done. Just like about Somalia, Zimbabwe, eastern Congo.....Indian untouchables. Who barely register on the radar...

I know this because I am a master of fantasmogarias. Which I learnt among the Death Metal Trolls of Finnmark.

Deutsche Frauen 11 Senyores argentinas 0

Ce resultat du Mondial feminin est peut-etre a mettre en relation avec la phrase du plus grand litterateur argentinien Jose Luis Borges:

El futbol es popular porque la estupidez es popular.

Evidemment les femmes argentiniennes ne sont pas stupides.

Mais au Royaume Uni on peut dire que l'estupidez es popular porque l'estupidez es popular.

Demi-finales: Deutschland 3-0 Norwegen Death Metal Babes . Brasileiras 4-0 USA Babes.

Naomi Klein, mrs Thatcher & the miners

Naomi Klein, the Canadian anti-capitalist ("No Logo" etc.) has revealed in the Guardian the real purpose of the Falklands War of 1982. It was to provoke British miners into a strike and then close down the mines. After winning the 1983 election thanks to a "Falklands Factor".

Only a few problems:

The Tory vote fell in 1983. The Tories only won thanks to the split in the opposition. (The belief the Tory vote rose substantially is a frequent myth.)

Winning a war doesn't guarantee victory. In 1945, Churchill was given the "order of the boot".

The miners strike was mishandled by the extreme leftist leader Arthur Scargill. He was clearly beaten after 6 months, but only went back after 12. & his extremism alienated many floating voters.

Why Ayaan Hirsi Ali is so anti-Moslem

Reading her rather obvious book the Caged Virgin, seems her real problem is not with Islam but with Somalis. Her mother, although educated, used to give her real beatings. Given that Somalia is the most violent country in the world (or, countries, since law and order has broken down and there are now several Somalias), and given the casual violence of Somalis in Britain, it seems likely that other Islams are less violent.

Ayaan Hirsi Ali is of course the former Dutch MP (VVD) who has gone to the United Satans of Amerika as a refugee, the quiet, sensible Dutch being unable to protect their MPs from other Somalis.

"Green" Party fails again

Another 2 by-elections, another 2 failures for the Green-Grey Party.



"Little India" in West London : 3 %.



Sedgefield, North-east England, Mr Blair's old seat : 1%. The racist BNP got 9%. This despite the "help" of Derek Wall, male principal speaker and "pacifist" admirer of soldiers such as el coronel Chavez and el coronel Castro. Perhaps his confrontational language scared away potential voters?



Fact : in 2001 the Green-Greys saved only 10 deposits (minimum vote is 5%). 6 were in London and 4 in other mega-cities. The Green-Greys are terrified of the countryside.



by-election : election partielle.

Esperanto - a vulgar joke

Looking thru an old, boring pamphlet, "Ekrigardo al Budismo", I came on the phrase "Mi penis sanigi..."
which seemed to say "my penis was cured". However, after some research, I decided penis must come from the verb peni (French "peiner"), meaning "I tried to cure"....

Panic in Britain.

Britain is under attack from a few incompetent lunatics. Naturally, the famous British calm immediately disappears, and the TV is full of people reassuring us. The PM, the new Interior Minister, various "experts" on the TV News.

Luckily, the Spice Girls are to reform. Perhaps they can save us?

The police (known on Merseyside as "the busies") have made an arrest in Penny Lane, Liverpool. + 2 on Motorway 6.

How long before they're released without charge?

Prinz Harry. Versoehnung mit seinem Vater James Hewitt

Erste Seite der Neue Post./ la une de l'hebdo populaire Neue Post

Versoehnung = reconciliation.

Im Vereinigten Koenigreich ist es nicht gang und gaebe, dass der Herr Major Hewitt Harrys Vater sei.

Au Royaume Uni ce n'est pas tout a fait l'opinion publique que le Cdt. Hewitt soit le dab du 2e fils de Diana.

Dans un entretien a la tele americaine, lundi, Harry a dit curieusement qu'on saura peut-etre jamais ce qui c'est passe dans le tunnel lors du deces de sa mere. Alors que la version officielle trait l'affaire comme un accident pure et simple.

Getting away with murder

4/06 - Fabian R., 18, African student, shot dead in Battersea SW2.
2/07 - James S-F., 16, African, shot dead at Streatham Ice Rink, SW16. Had been present at the shooting of Fabian.
6/07 - 3 young Africans acquitted of Fabian's murder. Due to lack of evidence. Only then is it revealed that James had been present in Battersea.

Gun law triumphs.

Die Karte der Mande-Jaeger

Bei der Kroenung vom grossen Kaiser von Mali, Sundschata Keita, wurde diese "Magna Carta" ausgerufen, in etwa 1222 oder 1235. Es ist mehr idealistisch als die englishe Magna Carta von 1215, die sich groesstenteils mit Kleinigkeiten befasst.

1. Jedes Leben ist ein Leben.
2. Das Unrecht erfordert Entgeltung.
3. Uebt die gegenseitige Hilfe.
4. Wacht ueber das Vaterland.
5. Ruiniert die Sklaverei und das Hungernot.
6. Dass die Folter vom Krieg verschwinden.
7. Jeder ist frei, zu sprechen, zu machen, und zu sehen.

Wikipedia: fransais (sehr emotionnel), english und espanyol.

Paris Hilton speaks -

What a drag bein in jale. I never wan be their again. From now on I 'll be a good girl.

I juss hope that stoopid ole judje don't send me back their. Oh pleeeeeze.

La Carta de Manden (espanyol)

Es una declaracion mas interessante que la Gran Carta de los ingleses (1215).

Ella a sido proclamada el dia de la intronisacion de Sundiata Keita, el gran emperador de Mali en Africa occidental, en 1222 o 1235. Fue transmetida per via oral.

1. Toda vida es una vida.
2. El danyo exige reparacion.
3. Ayudarse mutualmente.
4. Velar por la patria.
5. Ruinar la servidumbre et la hambre.
6. Que cessan las tormenta de la guerra.
7. Cada quien es libre de hablar, de hacer y de ver.

Wikipedia: solamente en ingles y frances. El articulo frances es muy patriotico (punta de vista Maliena.) Y espanyol (pero no es indicado del ingles o frances).

Emerald Greens

After the recent election, the Fianna Fail (Soldiers of fate) party is in negotiation with the Green Party of Ireland (the Emerald Isle).

What do the Greens/n' Glasee want? Fewer cars in Dublin/B.a.C.? More emission control? More immigrants to supposedly make Erin richer? A greener European Union/Aontas Eorpach ?


Naa. They're against co-location hospitals. Not sure what they are, but I doubt they have anything to do with the climate change CRISIS.

Australia, drought & stupidity

Nice to know Britain's not unique in stupidity about elementary economics.

In the land of Oz, a report has just been issued presenting the current drought as - a business opportunity! Those few areas where there is a good water supply will become sought-after areas for houses! Money money money!

Areas such as Hobart, in Tasmania, and surprisingly Perth on the west coast.

Just one thing - to buy the new house, you usually sell the old house. Since that will be in a dry area, you'll have to sell it cheap, or not at all.

Seems the Ozzie press, like the British, is so dazzled by the idea of PROFIT that they lose all wisdom.

Source: Google News, Oz, various papers.

Eco footprint/ empreinte eco Top 20. 2003

1 UAE (Emirats)
2. USA
3. Suomi/Finland
4. Canada
5. Koweit
6. Australia
7. Eesti/Estonie
8. Sweden
9. New Zealand
10. Norway / Noreg
11. Danmark
12. France
Belgium/Lux
UK
15. Espanya
16. Suisse/Schweiz/Svizzera/Svizra
17. Ellas / Grece
18. Eire / Irish Rep.
19. Oesterreich / Autriche
20. Czechia

Crime. Murders in Britain April 29- May 5

Sunday 29

Hayling Island, south. Male, 17. Stabbed.
Bootle, Liverpool. Man, 43. Beaten.
Exeter, west. Boy, 4. Stabbed.

Monday 30. Man (eccentric) 66. Beaten. Wigan, nr Manchester

Tuesday 1 May
Gorton, Manchester 18. Black girl, 12, shot by brother, 16.
Town centre, Nottingham. Man, 40, stabbed. 16 y.u. arrested

Wen. 2d Newcastle. Male, 16, holder of ASBO, stabbed by two youths.

Thurs 3d
Llanelli, Wales. Female, 16. 2 arrests
Lewisham, SE 6. Man, 24, shot.

Friday 4th
East Yorkshire. Female, 26. 2 accused.
Sheffield, S. Yorkshire. Man, 36.
Stafford, Midlands. Man, 24.

Saturday 5/5
Croydon, S. London. 2 children, 5 months & 4 years. African woman, 23, detained under Mental Health Act. Police have yet to explain what happened. Family from Ivory Coast, W. Africa.

Derry/Doire, Ulster. Man, 42, killed by gang.
Islington, N.1. Asian taxi-driver, 41, killed by 2 passengers.

Total currently 16. This is average for a week. There are 800 murders a year.

Male 12. Female 4.
England 14. Wales 1. Ulster 1. Scotland 0.
White 12. Black 3. Asian 1.

Noticeably there were no killings associated with young black gangs, which have alarmed newspaper readers earlier in the year.

Crime. Murders in Britain April 22-28

This is an attempt to examine the types of murder there are. How many involve guns; how many are of "gays" - "gays" claim that they are frequently murdered by "homophobes" but produce no statistics. This first week is incomplete. I hope subsequent weeks will be more complete.

White males unless stated

Sunday 22nd

Toxteth, Liverpool 8. Man, 50.
Perth, Scotland. Man, 51.

Monday 23rd. Penrith, NW England. Small town. Man, 22

Tuesday 24th. Lewes jail, South England. Man, 20, there for only 5 days. Cell-mate, 25, accused.

Wed. 25th
East London. Asian woman, 32. African, 37, accused.
Ilford, East London. Baby, 6 months. Father accused.
Stockton, N.W. England. Man, 35. Man, 37, accused.

Thursday 26th
Rhondda valley, Wales/Cymru. Man, 23
Glasgow. Teenager, 16.
Crewe, NW England. Mother, 56. Son accused

Friday 27.
Bury St. Edmunds. East. Small town. Man, 20. Several arrests.
Brixton, London S.W.2. African, 20. Shot. Police seeking 4 youths.
Belvoir, Belfast. Man, 58. Stabbed.

Saturday 28
Woolwich, S.E. 18. Man stabbed.
Irvine, Scotland. Small town. Man, 46.
Beeston, Leeds. Man, 38.