Suomalainen. New Lordy song

Ja mina nain, ja katso

hallava hevonen

ja sen selassa istava KUOLEMA

ja TUONELA seurasi hanen mukanaan....

(repete sevral duzn times)

Se, en vit hest. Oc mannen som satt paa den
hans namn var Doeden
oc Doedsriket foeljde
med honom

Close encounters of the Third Reich

Adolf H. is back in a UFO. And he's twice as bad.

Starring George W. Bush as Satan.

Music by Swedish deth metal band Nihilgeddon.

Ghana's 50th anniversary of F R E E D O M

Aside from hunger, poverty, disease, massacres, and general despair, the Republic of Ghana is the model third world democracy.

Rod Liddle, Sunday Times. (Sacked by the BBC, so a Good Bloke)

A part le faim, la pauvrete, la maladie, les massacres, et le desespoir general, la Republique de Ghana est le parangon d'une democracie du Tiers Monde.

Discovery : Altern beginnt shon in der Wiege.

Shock-Entdeckung vom "Spiegel". Aber wie viele Babys shlafen noch in einer Wiege?


(On commence a vieillir dans son berseau. Man boerjar vaere gammel paa Vuggen.)

http://intermosvends.blogspot.com//

Slovio. Zvestia.com - Nachrichten/News

Cxehju guver, kontrolitju ot USA-ju marionetnikis, podporijt tut plan, no potrebit soglosie Parlamentuf, gde podkupilju marionetnikis ne imajut perevazxie (perevazxnost?).

Die Tshechishe Regierung, kontrolliert von den USA Marionetten, understutzt diesen Plan, aber braucht die Einstimmung vom Parlament, wo die gekaufte Marionnetten nicht die Ueberwicht haben.

El governo Chec, dominado por marionettes de los USA, sostene eso Plan, pero necesita el accuerdo dels Cortes, donde los marionettes no tenen la superioridad.

@ Finzemju proti-slaviansk rasist Ahtisaari hotjit nezavisost dla Kosovo.

Der finnishe anti-Slawisha Rassist Ahtisaari will die Unabhaengigkeit von Kosovo.

Medilingua & Rudy Giulani

A new site, Mondo in Medilingua. To illustrate Medilingua, a development of Novial, and thus related to the other Latin-based languages.

It mentions You-Tube and videos of presidential candidates, incl. Signor Rudolfo Giulani. Who's bad luck. He was in New York for the 9-11 and London for the double 7 (2005). If he's elected, what'll happen to Washington?

General. Un hom remplace un altro.

El novo hero su los billetes de banco de £20 es Adam Smith, el economo escoces.
El remplace Edward Elgar, el compositor ingles.

Una lectriza del "Guardian" (izkierda liberal) se insurga contra. Es un altro hom!

Sed un lector la corrige. Es sempre una muler en els billetes. Es Elizabeth Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. La parasita maxima.

Fotball. Manchester United - joueurs par pays

chez Reading Royals. 2-3 Coupe anglais T5. (pron. Redding). + a Liverpool 0-1

1 Edwin van der Sar - Nederland [van der Star] . Meme
4 Gabriel Heinze - Arhentina ...................................Gary Neville - England
5 Rio Ferdinand - England/black .............................Le meme
6 Wes Brown - England .............................................Patrice Evra - France
9 Louis Saha - France/black ....................................Christiano Ronaldo - Portugal
13 Ji-Sung Park - Coree du sud ...............................Wayne Rooney - England/Liverpool
20 Ole G. Solskjaer - Noreg/bokmaal [Sunny] .....Ryan Giggs - Wales/Cymru
22 John O'Shea - Irlande ..........................................Sub. - goal
23 Kieran Richardson - London S.E. .......................Nemanya Vidic - Serbie
24 Darren Fletcher - Scotland/Alba .......................Michael Carrick - England
27 Mikael Silvestre - France/ouest [Mickey] ........Paul Scholes (renvoi 85e)
.......................................................................................Henrik Larsson (dernier march)
sub Wayne Rooney - Liverpool

Nynorsk. Afghanistan.

1747 - Sjoelvstendig stat. I 360 aar etter er det framleis ein eigen stat, men det meste er styrt utanfraa.

1880 - Dr Watson vundet paa skulder paa slakten av Maiwand.
- Britene libererer Kabul og setter den paa brand.

1979 - Sovjetisk "liberasjon"

1989 - Russkis go home

1992 - Nordisk Samling libererer Kabul av Najibullah kommunist-regjeringen

1996 - Islamisk Emirat (Taliban - "studentene") (lignende Kristelig Folkpartiet)

7.10.01 Amerikansk leia angrep

2004 Ny regjering

2005 Landet valde eit Parlament

Old English. Canada

Canada is land in tham Nordamerican. This land hafth 32 millionena manna.

Theodlic Cwide: A mari usque ad mare. (Laden : Of sae to sae.)
Theodlic ymen : "O Canada".
Ambihtkicu sprac : Niwe English and Frencish.
Heafodstol Ottowa. Heafodburg Toronto.

Leodweard : Gemotlice thinggeweald.
Cyninge : Elisabeth II.
Forma Thegn : Stephen Harper (Tory).

Awfastnes : Cristendom.

Braadnes : 9.985.000 km2. Waeter :9 %

Menniscu : 30 millionena buenda. Thiccnes : 3,5 buend/km2

Selfdom of Geaanlahtum Cynerice : 1 Maedmonath, 1867.

Premio Nobel por Labor pacific

Mi DYNAMITE, plus k mille tractatos, ducera 'l pace. Qando les homins ha comprendit k'armeas completes pote ser annihilits, on va continuar a viver in pace auree.

Alfred Nobel 1833-96 (63 ans).

Interlingua, dialect de London.

tractato : Vertrag, treaty. armea : Heer, army, ejercito. auree : golden, de oro

++ La pace a traves le terror mutual. W.S. Churchill, dels armas nuclears.

Prediction. For April

From 5th April, 40 000 unemployed who claim that they can't speak English will have their benefits cut, unless they sign up for English classes. Prediction:

OH NO THEY WON'T.

English classes for immigrants are already freely available. The Gumn, as usual, is talking about making them available, as if they'd never heard of them.

The Gumn (Government) is continually threatening to cut people's benefits, even by only a small amount. For instance, for anti-social families. But they never dare and it's soon forgotten in Britn, where the average person has the memory of a 3 year old (except for showbiz, natch).

Mauretanie. Esclavage ou pas esclavage?

Les Wikipedies ne semblent pas sures de ce qui se passe dans cette ancienne colonie francaise, en Afric de l'ouest. Si l'esclavage persiste ou pas.

Selon la version espagnole, il "fue definitivamente abolido en 1980".

La version italienne ne le mentionne pas. Mais elle remarque "la tensione e ancora una delle principali caracteristiche della vita politica."

Portugues : Em 1982, foi a ultima pais a abolir a escrividao.

Neerlands: in 1981 werd officieel de slaverny afgeschaft.
L'Afrikaans n'en dit rien, mais elle fait mention de les "Haratin", "voormalige slawe".

Les versions scandinaves n'en dit mot.

Dans l'article "Sklaverei in Mauretanien" - Es gibt Beispiele von "humaner" Behandlung.

Il semble bien probable que l'esclavage existe encore, et que l'ONU etc. ne s'interessent pas le moins du monde.

Nuncyclopedia news

G W Bush commits self to do evil, new stratamaggy.

iPhone big hit among welthy & stupid.

Footbrawl : Beckham moves to Reykjavik Galaxy (Mafia-owned)

G W Bush statement : all our bases are berong to Ar Qaeda.

Quran : I'll cast terror in the hearts of all those who don't believe. (8:12 "Al-Anfal", according to BARS - British Army Rumor Service)

Norway : Norwegian children still being born evil. Still, this makes it easy to replace dead members of Deth Metl bands.

Suomi Finland: True Finn party campains to ban Stadin Slangi. Claims it is secret language of Swedish Finns.

Strindberg says :

Jag avskyr folk som har hundar. De er kujoner som inte har mod nog at bita sjaelva.

kujon (rar) - Feigling, lache, coward.

Iraq. This urgent surge will purge the insurgent scourge.

El comentar del revista Private Eye sobre l'envoi de 20 000 Gringos en Iraq.

Animals. Curious incident of the baby and the fox

A curious incident in Croydon, SW London. A little boy of 2 is discovered at 6 in the morning in the street. Turns out he is the 4th child of an unmarried mother of 27, who describes her "sexuality" as open-minded.

What is curious is that he had with him his little dog and - a fox. When the little 'un was discovered by passers-by, our foxy friend ran off. But what was it doing - guarding the human cub, or perhaps hoping to adopt it and bring it up as a feral child?

Greenland/Vikings. Did you know?

Did you know that when the Vikings arrived in Greenland, there were no Inuit there? They'd died out. However, a new immigration began after 1000.
Also, it was warmer then than now. So maybe callin g it Greenland wasn't so dishonest.

Later, the Vikes were wiped out by a mini ice age. Starting around 1400 according to Norse Wikipedia, but 1550(-1850) according to German Wikiped. Which doesn't seem to agree with the Norse and English articles, believing that there werte Inuit there of the Dorset culture. (Named after Cape Dorset on Baffin Island, now in Nunavut, Canada.) The Dorset Kultur is said to be inferior to the current Inuit Kultur.

(Double 12). Establishment: No Diana conspiracy

On Thursday a report is to be published on the death 9 years ago of Diana, Princess of Boredom.
The BBC etc. are already going into overdrive to ridicule the idea that there was anything strange about her death. Strangely, they never deal with the most FAQ, i.e. why has there not been an inquest after 9 years? Inquests are typically held about 10 WEEKS after a death abroad.

Magna Carta, article 40 : "To no man will we delay justice."
(Nulli ...differemus rectum aut justitiam - we will not take his rectum from any man.)

"Uncyclopedia" reveals : Minitrue is doubleplus gay

Si, el Ministerio de la "Verdad" (es decir la propaganda) es mucho "gay". A ver el "Uncyclopedia", rubric "Newspeak" (Novlengua).